trying on pants to get that sweet spot between “no diaper bulge” (not cute enough) and “too-obvious diaper bulge” (too indiscreet)

going to wrap a blanket around myself and make a run for it I guess… 😳 even though it feels nice and I don’t really want to change 👉👈

YESSS I’m always saying this. It isn’t my everyday for prevention but it’s my go-to whenever I have actual irritation

SHIPPING 2-8 DAYS??? I’M GOING TO DIE

apparently I lied. proof of purchase is AWOL 😩 whatever, I can't stand to wait long enough to go through a warranty process anyway; I need a new one ASAP sjlkdfksfdlk

anyway so I’m frustrated I can’t have “accidents” and am researching the conscious vs autonomic processes involved to see what I can to to make them more likely. luckily there’s a wealth of information on what can make them LESS likely so I just need to reverse that advice…