Electra Heart
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Also spending $150 on a new automated litter box because the one I've had for 3 years is on the fritz was not among my holiday season plans but here we are
December 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Also spending $150 on a new automated litter box because the one I've had for 3 years is on the fritz was not among my holiday season plans but here we are
Merry Christmas to everyone except the couple that was screaming at each other across the parking lot right outside my window at 12:30 AM
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone except the couple that was screaming at each other across the parking lot right outside my window at 12:30 AM
40 minutes of yoga this morning. A little over an hour at the gym after work. 30 minutes of stretching at home afterwards. I wish every day could involve this level of body work
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
40 minutes of yoga this morning. A little over an hour at the gym after work. 30 minutes of stretching at home afterwards. I wish every day could involve this level of body work
Have I been as consistent as I wanted to be with the gym this year? Far from it, but I've been a lot MORE consistent than any other point in the last 5 years, and that's the important thing
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Have I been as consistent as I wanted to be with the gym this year? Far from it, but I've been a lot MORE consistent than any other point in the last 5 years, and that's the important thing
All I want for Christmas is a boyfriend or girlfriend who wants to go to the gym with me but isn't like, insane about it
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
All I want for Christmas is a boyfriend or girlfriend who wants to go to the gym with me but isn't like, insane about it
Paint me like one of your French chromosomes
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Paint me like one of your French chromosomes
Kroger stopped selling mukiname now I have to shell my own edamame like a pleb 😠
December 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Kroger stopped selling mukiname now I have to shell my own edamame like a pleb 😠
Finished an LotR marathon. Ate way too much sugar. Did not get groceries before the snow arrived. Day failed successfully.
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Finished an LotR marathon. Ate way too much sugar. Did not get groceries before the snow arrived. Day failed successfully.
What can I say, I'm an overachiever
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
What can I say, I'm an overachiever
This was perfect for today 😁🥰
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This was perfect for today 😁🥰
Continuous holiday season sugar rush commencing in 3...2...1...
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Continuous holiday season sugar rush commencing in 3...2...1...
For an atheist, I sure do love everything about Christmas. I love the pagan traditions. I love the Christian ones. It's just that it's all mythology to me but there would be nothing wrong with a little mythology if that's what we treated it as culturally 😭😭
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
For an atheist, I sure do love everything about Christmas. I love the pagan traditions. I love the Christian ones. It's just that it's all mythology to me but there would be nothing wrong with a little mythology if that's what we treated it as culturally 😭😭
Ripped out of my gourd watching Smiling Friends. I adore my solo thanksgivings
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Ripped out of my gourd watching Smiling Friends. I adore my solo thanksgivings
Thanksgiving girl dinner. And a sweet treat
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Thanksgiving girl dinner. And a sweet treat
Thanksgiving fit
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Thanksgiving fit
I looooove the smell of cardamom so fricking much
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I looooove the smell of cardamom so fricking much
Thankful for him 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Thankful for him 🥰
They really got my ass 😂😭
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
They really got my ass 😂😭
Chair barre. For when class is canceled for two weeks but you gotta stay disciplined
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Chair barre. For when class is canceled for two weeks but you gotta stay disciplined
Safely home from work despite someone PULLING A U-TURN ON THE INTERSTATE AND CROSSING 3 LANES OF TRAFFIC IN THE WRONG DIRECTION and battening down for this stormy weekend
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Safely home from work despite someone PULLING A U-TURN ON THE INTERSTATE AND CROSSING 3 LANES OF TRAFFIC IN THE WRONG DIRECTION and battening down for this stormy weekend
I got a sticker
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I got a sticker
The kind of emails I'm going to start sending any day now
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The kind of emails I'm going to start sending any day now
I'm trying something new called getting out of bed when I wake up instead of forcing myself to go back to sleep and then waking up super groggy when my alarm goes off
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I'm trying something new called getting out of bed when I wake up instead of forcing myself to go back to sleep and then waking up super groggy when my alarm goes off
I miss сметана. American sour cream simply does NOT compare
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I miss сметана. American sour cream simply does NOT compare
Glazed carrots have me in a chokehold
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Glazed carrots have me in a chokehold