Eleanor Mason
@eleanormwrites.bsky.social
Comedy scriptwriter/director 🏳️🌈
Less a stream of consciousness, more the occasional worrying drip of consciousness from under the sink
She/her
eleanormason.co.uk
Less a stream of consciousness, more the occasional worrying drip of consciousness from under the sink
She/her
eleanormason.co.uk
Now is a great time to ask me for a favour, my bus just overtook another bus
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Now is a great time to ask me for a favour, my bus just overtook another bus
Leslie Knope isn't a character he lives among us
Zack Polanski received a wild reception as he led a 'tax the rich' chant at a packed-out Rizzle Kicks gig
Zack Polanski leads 'tax the rich' chant at wild Rizzle Kicks gig
www.thenational.scot
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Leslie Knope isn't a character he lives among us
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Every so often I feel deeply irredeemably ugly like I should never leave the house again and then I dye my eyebrows
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Every so often I feel deeply irredeemably ugly like I should never leave the house again and then I dye my eyebrows
Everytime I take Leo on a little wander I feel like Claire from Come Dine with Me walking her cat
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Everytime I take Leo on a little wander I feel like Claire from Come Dine with Me walking her cat
UK politics today is Temu Keir Starmer plotting against Keir Starmer
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
UK politics today is Temu Keir Starmer plotting against Keir Starmer
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strange but true: in the late 20th century and even the early 21st, UK prime ministers would usually stay in office for as long as 2 or 3 years. often longer!
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 AM
strange but true: in the late 20th century and even the early 21st, UK prime ministers would usually stay in office for as long as 2 or 3 years. often longer!
Interview with the vampire
Podcast with the vampire
Press tour with the vampire
Netflix Christmas special with the vampire
Slow descent into loneliness as you realise the price of fame is having no one you can trust with the vampire
Podcast with the vampire
Press tour with the vampire
Netflix Christmas special with the vampire
Slow descent into loneliness as you realise the price of fame is having no one you can trust with the vampire
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Interview with the vampire
Podcast with the vampire
Press tour with the vampire
Netflix Christmas special with the vampire
Slow descent into loneliness as you realise the price of fame is having no one you can trust with the vampire
Podcast with the vampire
Press tour with the vampire
Netflix Christmas special with the vampire
Slow descent into loneliness as you realise the price of fame is having no one you can trust with the vampire
Easy, each seperate piece of the exploded James Bond has its own film. His finger saving the world. His left ear knocking back a martini. His kneecap making a hinge profile in Dubai
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Easy, each seperate piece of the exploded James Bond has its own film. His finger saving the world. His left ear knocking back a martini. His kneecap making a hinge profile in Dubai
Reincarnation is crazy maybe my baby kitten is someone's dad? Maybe he ran a McDonald's
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Reincarnation is crazy maybe my baby kitten is someone's dad? Maybe he ran a McDonald's
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This might be of interest to a few people
The Boring Fund: Small (£200) grants to UK non-profits, charities and voluntary groups who just need a bit of help to pay for boring running costs like web hosting, admin, insurance etc
Apply by 30 November
www.christinapoultoncreative.co.uk/boring-fund
The Boring Fund: Small (£200) grants to UK non-profits, charities and voluntary groups who just need a bit of help to pay for boring running costs like web hosting, admin, insurance etc
Apply by 30 November
www.christinapoultoncreative.co.uk/boring-fund
Boring Fund | Christina Poulton
Applications now open!
£200 grants available for small charities, CICs and voluntary groups towards some of those boring but hard-to-fund costs.
www.christinapoultoncreative.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
This might be of interest to a few people
The Boring Fund: Small (£200) grants to UK non-profits, charities and voluntary groups who just need a bit of help to pay for boring running costs like web hosting, admin, insurance etc
Apply by 30 November
www.christinapoultoncreative.co.uk/boring-fund
The Boring Fund: Small (£200) grants to UK non-profits, charities and voluntary groups who just need a bit of help to pay for boring running costs like web hosting, admin, insurance etc
Apply by 30 November
www.christinapoultoncreative.co.uk/boring-fund
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
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November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.
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My favorite comment on the FT story
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My favorite comment on the FT story
I take full responsibility but if you order a mango picante from spoons what you get is lilt with 2 shots of vodka and a couple of chilli slices. And I'd get it again
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I take full responsibility but if you order a mango picante from spoons what you get is lilt with 2 shots of vodka and a couple of chilli slices. And I'd get it again
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Guy Fawkes signature and Guy Fawkes signing for an Evri parcel
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Guy Fawkes signature and Guy Fawkes signing for an Evri parcel
Line of the year
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Line of the year
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in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the
November 25, 2024 at 11:24 AM
in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the
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I’m just saying, I directed a movie for basically no money that debuted in the 90s on rotten tomatoes and got distribution with no stars attached, I did not get a single call and couldn’t even find a rep as a director. This was not the case for any of the male directors I went to AFI with.
She's absolutely right. As a producer with several films in development with female directors, I can say it is an absolute uphill battle to get execs to fund their projects. Great scripts are sitting on shelves while a generation of our most talented women sit idle.
www.avclub.com/kristen-stew...
www.avclub.com/kristen-stew...
Kristen Stewart declares "state of emergency" over gender inequality in film
Kristen Stewart declares "state of emergency" over gender inequality in film
www.avclub.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m just saying, I directed a movie for basically no money that debuted in the 90s on rotten tomatoes and got distribution with no stars attached, I did not get a single call and couldn’t even find a rep as a director. This was not the case for any of the male directors I went to AFI with.
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She's absolutely right. As a producer with several films in development with female directors, I can say it is an absolute uphill battle to get execs to fund their projects. Great scripts are sitting on shelves while a generation of our most talented women sit idle.
www.avclub.com/kristen-stew...
www.avclub.com/kristen-stew...
Kristen Stewart declares "state of emergency" over gender inequality in film
Kristen Stewart declares "state of emergency" over gender inequality in film
www.avclub.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
She's absolutely right. As a producer with several films in development with female directors, I can say it is an absolute uphill battle to get execs to fund their projects. Great scripts are sitting on shelves while a generation of our most talented women sit idle.
www.avclub.com/kristen-stew...
www.avclub.com/kristen-stew...