I'm Gwen
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Femme lesbian eccentric with crunchy bones. You should read Witch Hat Atelier.
Femme lesbian eccentric with crunchy bones. You should read Witch Hat Atelier.
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I would like to stop being busy please
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I would like to stop being busy please
My girlfriend is having a panic attack in one chat after moving halfway across the country and my best friend is having a medical emergency in a different chat. I've been up since 5am.
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
My girlfriend is having a panic attack in one chat after moving halfway across the country and my best friend is having a medical emergency in a different chat. I've been up since 5am.
I can't decide who to make top in this fic so I might just make double the work for myself and make it a chose your own adventure type thing.
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I can't decide who to make top in this fic so I might just make double the work for myself and make it a chose your own adventure type thing.
I just had the thought "damn I wish there was someone with encyclopedic autism to read my fics and check it for inaccuracies" and realized I just invented beta readers
December 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I just had the thought "damn I wish there was someone with encyclopedic autism to read my fics and check it for inaccuracies" and realized I just invented beta readers
I love being in real physical pain after reading the new witch hat chapters
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I love being in real physical pain after reading the new witch hat chapters
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December 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Someone's gotta be the "I think blorbo would like abusing prescription stimulants and being spat on during sex" guy in the fandom and it might as well be me.
December 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Someone's gotta be the "I think blorbo would like abusing prescription stimulants and being spat on during sex" guy in the fandom and it might as well be me.
You ever be in so much pain you imagine blorbo abusing Adderall
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You ever be in so much pain you imagine blorbo abusing Adderall
Fell down a spiral staircase into a secret room at work today.
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Fell down a spiral staircase into a secret room at work today.
He has his priorities, you gotta admit.
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
He has his priorities, you gotta admit.
As a former educator, I believe that parents can and should be able to exercise their rights to shut the fuck up.
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
As a former educator, I believe that parents can and should be able to exercise their rights to shut the fuck up.
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
I don't know any of the mods and I really don't have any sort of following so I guess I can't be too upset about being rejected
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I don't know any of the mods and I really don't have any sort of following so I guess I can't be too upset about being rejected
I can't fuckin have anything
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I can't fuckin have anything
Apparently there is such a thing as Trap Metal and I've already been listening to it
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Apparently there is such a thing as Trap Metal and I've already been listening to it
My girlfriend knows a lot about music, meanwhile I'm like "I like when there's bass and the metal man goes GUUUUUUHHHH. Also fall out boy".
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My girlfriend knows a lot about music, meanwhile I'm like "I like when there's bass and the metal man goes GUUUUUUHHHH. Also fall out boy".
Been throwing a small squishy squid stim toy at my cat whenever she climbs on the snake's tank because nothing else seems to work and violence is sometimes the answer. It does not hurt her at all, just kinda pisses her off.
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Been throwing a small squishy squid stim toy at my cat whenever she climbs on the snake's tank because nothing else seems to work and violence is sometimes the answer. It does not hurt her at all, just kinda pisses her off.
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Finally finished the first season of Apothecary Diaries. Cried.
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Finally finished the first season of Apothecary Diaries. Cried.
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jd vance hates turkey because the only thing his mom could cook right was meth
November 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
jd vance hates turkey because the only thing his mom could cook right was meth
Girlfriend left a big ass hickey on my neck (oh no)
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Girlfriend left a big ass hickey on my neck (oh no)
Girl, where's the butter and the gravy? What's up with the Pillsbury croissant? Why did you shred the turkey? Are there nuts in the stuffing?? Dry ass potatoes in a pot that has literally never been used?? Empty spots at the table bc who wants to eat Thanksgiving with a nazi lol
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Girl, where's the butter and the gravy? What's up with the Pillsbury croissant? Why did you shred the turkey? Are there nuts in the stuffing?? Dry ass potatoes in a pot that has literally never been used?? Empty spots at the table bc who wants to eat Thanksgiving with a nazi lol
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So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about