elcerrito.bsky.social
@elcerrito.bsky.social
#3 Larry David fan
Someone left a cigarette butt w hot embers on the ground on a windy day in SF... I stomped the shit out of it and yelled at that mf down the block
WE'RE LITERALLY ON FIRE
January 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I really started acupuncture cause I missed getting tattooed.
The amount of therapy I get during a yatt sesh is crazy. Pls tip your tattoo artists- so much manual and emotional labor
January 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Ty ye
I hope you die-arrhea
January 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I hope you die-arrhea
January 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I love that I have so many yearners in my friend group
I just write love letters to the homies all the time and we cry over pictures and it's beautiful
December 31, 2024 at 1:35 AM
My favorite part about reconnecting w people from high school is there's no sexual tension at all
December 29, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Kicking my feet giggling at my phone
I have a new crush to dream about guys. My mental health is basically in the best place it could be
December 23, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Ugh inventing isn't that hard
People do so much cool shit with strings and glue
Magicmagicmagic fuck tech
December 22, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Sometimes I think about how my ex was always so good at bedtime hygiene. He used to bring my toothbrush to bed when I told him he made me feel bad for being grimey 😂😭
December 22, 2024 at 6:47 AM
having 3 at home karaoke mics is a luxury
i love going to do karaoke and then i go home and do more karaoke
December 22, 2024 at 6:45 AM
My aesthetic is slutty blob
Amorphous figure with shoulders out (Catholic school ruined me)
December 22, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Meet cutes exist but don't try to lean into someone else's
Or do, for the bit...
December 21, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Remembering to take my allergy meds the last and first week of my period because PMDD is a histamine response 🤪
December 21, 2024 at 7:23 PM
2 minutes into a Libra speaking and you can clock that shit. This Colman Domingo & Kieran Culkin episode is so cozy
December 19, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Defying gravity is actually about me defeating my internal monologue and rising above to be better than everyone else. I love it so much
November 29, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Sending borderline sociopathic text messages to the people I love so they know I love them
November 28, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Reposted
At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Reposted
November 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Ok I was wondering why I've been so sad today
there was no new abbott this week if you were confused like my mom was
November 22, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Reposted
The birth of a star as seen by the James Webb Space Telescope
November 21, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Bring bullying back pls
Yall are gonna have to learn to take jokes I fear. I’m gonna start bullying if necessary.
November 22, 2024 at 3:34 AM