Yoga is more complicated with armadillos

How can you not love the Samurai in Final Fantasy Tactics

- Say a rhyming poem to protect your friends
- Oops, my poem broke my very expensive katana
- Hat in hand, return to the shop. Sword dealer: "Lady, he's putting my kids through college"
- Sword-poetry industrial complex repeats

Been playing a lot of Everybody's Golf and there's this caddy named Arcana who's a tarot card reader that says things like "As it was foretold," or "It is all part of fate's tapestry" when you're making a putt. It's like having Dr. Orpheus on the course and it's very funny

Me and the guys were talking about the weird moths we’ve seen while sitting around the campfire last weekend. Now today, this hummingbird moth rolls up in my backyard. Immediately texted the boys. You gotta keep the boys updated on any noteworthy moth activity