ekkaia
@ekkaia00.bsky.social
sazae-oni that experienced a state change
October 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
sazae-oni that experienced a state change
Her breasts were threatening his ability to... what? His ability to spill out of pink pajamas? It's like if you become a big famous boy they decide you don't need an editor anymore
October 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Her breasts were threatening his ability to... what? His ability to spill out of pink pajamas? It's like if you become a big famous boy they decide you don't need an editor anymore
my man has a bed, a house that's too small for his bed, a cybertruck, a beachball, and a cone. he is living the damn dream
May 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
my man has a bed, a house that's too small for his bed, a cybertruck, a beachball, and a cone. he is living the damn dream
The young love to live out their fantasies of a TV show that went off the air 21 years ago
May 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The young love to live out their fantasies of a TV show that went off the air 21 years ago
![Screenshot of a Twitter post by clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss)
[restaurant]
RACCOON (in trench coat): one egg
WAITER: one egg? *suspicious* you're not from around here, are you?
RACCOON: t-two eggs?
WAITER: ah yes, that's a normal quantity of eggs
RACCOON: *excitedly* five eggs!
WAITER: *eyes narrow*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mrbnxhgxa6yzsol3yjds2aqc/bafkreihwrah7cickjinb3huwaviip4agl5m3udw2m2mdj6k5fyyzjjc7m4@jpeg)
to showcase the most fabulous queer poke-fashions
while progressively exploiting christian compassion
while progressively exploiting christian compassion
March 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
to showcase the most fabulous queer poke-fashions
while progressively exploiting christian compassion
while progressively exploiting christian compassion
gonna tell my kids this was Enzo Amore and Big Cass 🤼
February 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
gonna tell my kids this was Enzo Amore and Big Cass 🤼
