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E.J. Finneran
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Software (Golang currently, Rails previously), bikes, movies and baseball (Cubs)

PDX by way of Chicago

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Annual tradition in Portland
September 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Fox News viewers: I feel bad for you. Dan Draper as “Cities”: I don’t think about you at all.
August 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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I made this post on Twitter in 2017 and I don't like how accurate it's becoming.
2016: The Constitution doesn't grant the federal government the power to operate a police force. 2026: Why do we call all police ICE?
July 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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When you get the flux capacitor add-on for your #ebike.
Bike computer showing a negative trip time.
June 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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A man throwing papers into the air saying “Fuck the global trading system” and then immediately picking up the papers saying “Oh wait. I need eggs.”
March 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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I love this so much. This angle also hints at a great nickname for the park: "The Yard"
Rendering of the west side of the ballpark showing a sign reading "The Yard"
March 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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How old are the Lord of the Rings movies? The movie tie-in paperback directs you to an AOL keyword.
The picture of the back of a lord of the rings paperback showing reference to AOL keyword “Lord of the Rings.”
January 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Mount Tabor in Portland, OR gave real Myst vibes today @cyan.com
Trees in the mist
January 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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It's kind of crazy that interest in bookcrossing.com faltered around the same time Free Little Libraries were getting popular. Feels like they would have been perfect together.
January 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Time for another biking to baseball ride for #pedalpaloozapdx. I led one in 2018 and we used everything available as bike parking.
Picture showing full bike racks and bikes parked against fences.
January 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Home Alone is "Die Hard: Family Edition."
December 24, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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“There’s been a slight misuse of the substance.”
Trump with very bad face makeup
November 1, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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It really feels like since 2016 we’ve been reliving the Springfield Sanitation Commissioner election over and over.
IF YOU WANT AN EXPERIENCED PUBLIC SERVANT, VOTE FOR ME BUT IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE A BUNCH OF CRAZY PROMISES ABOUT GARBAGEMEN CLEANING YOUR GUTTERS AND WAXING YOUR CAR THEN, BY ALL MEANS, VOTE FORTHIS SLEAZY LUNATIC. Simpson wins in landslide. Says “crazy promises” the key.
October 26, 2024 at 8:58 PM