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The Inquisitor
Schumer is the Russell Westbrook of the democratic leadership in that what he perceives to be his level of effectiveness and skill runs contrary to what we see actually happening on the floor.
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 AM
This has been a constant thought in my head since he’s become a starter. Utility forwards like him are highly valued.
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
That ref has no common sense. So annoying.
November 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Just further proof that Brad Stevens is better at his job than a lot of people are at theirs.
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Slow Horses. Really good and still underrated.
October 10, 2025 at 9:20 AM
MSFT’s own stats say it’s basically a coin-flip that it’ll get the stuff you want done right.
October 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Besides, toxic segments of the Celtics fanbase keep wanting to trade him — and sometimes for garbage. If you were in his shoes, you’d keep your options open too.
September 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Replace Sam with Walsh and they were +49.7 per 100 per cleaning the glass (albeit in 21 minutes).
September 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Anything is better than this crapheap we’re getting so far. It’s been less than 7 months into the Satanic Redux and I feel like I’m older than Bob Cousy at this point.
August 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I doubt Niang will be carpooling with JB to the Garden.
June 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Like Jrue, KP is forever a Celtic. He was this generation’s Bill Walton. He even played about the same number of games that Bill did.
June 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If Grant Williams was Batman, Niang is zur-en-arrh.
June 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It absolutely, totally stinks.

That said, you are 1,000% correct: Brad and Mike Zarren don’t lose trades. The other party is just hoping not to be fleeced. They are the ones who knock.
June 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
He won a title here.

Jrue Holiday is forever a Boston Celtic.
June 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
That’s just code for Disney paying what the league wanted.
June 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
There we go! I was waiting for you to bring this up.
May 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It feels like the Wolves decided to take an early vacation before the game began.
May 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Where is @dangercart.bsky.social on the potential 1st half double-up??
May 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It led to Banner 18 so it’s fine.

… Though I kept thinking that Crash might’ve made a difference for the Celtics in the second round.
May 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
They're low-information fans. Knicks didn't beat a Celtics team at full-strength. JB's still hurt, KP has a bizarre medical condition and now Tatum is out-until-whenever. I guess a win is a win but that Knicks franchise isn't going anywhere. That's assuming the Celtics don't miraculously come back.
May 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
He's kidding. JB and KP can't get aggregated in a trade for Giannis since the Celtics are a 2nd apron team. JB can only be traded 1 for 1 at this point.
May 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM