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Joshua
@einsteinsarcade.bsky.social
610 followers 640 following 2.9K posts

Enjoys Horror/SciFi/Fantasy Media,
Faires/Haunts/Festivals, Motorsports,
& Things Occulted.

Icon by @slimyswampghost.bsky.social

He/They

Buda, TX & Mid-World
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Garanimals logo, the word in a blue font, a paw print dots the "i" and the "l" is sporting bunny ears. This was way too much work for a dumb joke, but now I'm invested
May 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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She's worth it
A close-up of the face of an orange tabby cat. Corona just had her 14th birthday, and I watched her birth, first of her litter.
April 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Tomorrow is Corona's fourteenth birthday, however, today she goes in for some dental cleaning (and hopefully nothing else, once they get in there). She hasn't eaten since yesterday afternoon (anesthesia) and is vocally unhappy about it.
An orange tabby cat, wearing a concerned expression, her face is filling the frame
March 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Yes I can, but if it helps here's one of the keyfobs
A single yellow plastic keyring alnogside a dollar bill for scale
March 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5056
SCP-5056-B initially used the personal pronoun "it" to describe his counterpart; after 01/23/2003 he exclusively uses male personal pronouns. His personal appellation for the apparition is "Doug," but when referring to it indirectly he prefers the term "my Employee of the Month Award." No such award has ever been granted to him, and in light of his present duties no such award is likely forthcoming.
December 11, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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where is the future we were promised
The Power Glove is a controller accessory for the Nintendo Entertainment System. The Power Glove gained public attention due to its early virtual reality mechanics and significant marketing. However, its two games did not sell well, as it was not packaged with a game, and it was criticized for its imprecise and difficult-to-use controls.
December 7, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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youtu.be/aEH-v4Xhmb0?...
The actor Bill Moseley dressed as The Vegetable Man "See my apartment, feel my disease Fondle my carrot, and give it a squeeze Forgive my potatoes, and pardon my peas Cuz I’m the Vegetable Man I grow through vines and pods Yes, I’m the Vegetable Man I sell my beets to the gods"
September 23, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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Currently drinking this
A tallboy can of LMNT Sparkling Cherry Lime
August 2, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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The Fisher Price "chatter telephone" toy, an anthropomorphized telephone with four blue wheels, one at each corner. The handset is red. Its body is off white. It has a face with blue eyes like yours, a red button nose, and a red mouth. This image is of the character from TOY STORY 3, because of its expression which looks as if it is about to "snap." My headcanon, however, for the purposes of the quote-post, pretend it is the one from SKINAMARINK
July 21, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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A photo shot from above, of half an old sand-colored carpet and half neutral grey-beige tile. In the top left corner, a wheelchair is visible. The right upper half of the photo depicts an orange and white tabby with its mouth open, meowing, having just dropped from its mouth, a sequined red beanie which rests toward the lower left corner of the frame. Its name is Corona, thirteen years old. I was present when they were born, and is my favorite cat on the planet.
June 18, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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Photograph of a black and white cat in profile. The cat has it's eyes closed and appears to have a lit cigarette in it's mouth. A yellow lettered bottom text reads "(slow heavy metal music playing)"
June 2, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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A screenshot of a picture of John W. Scherer, The Video Professor, done in the style of a top text/bottom text meme. He is saying his popular infomercial catchphrase, "Please, TRY my product"
May 9, 2024 at 12:16 PM
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How it started // how its going
A page from Sandman issue #14: Collectors (The Doll's House Part V) that opens on a hotel's sign reading WELCOME CEREAL CONVENTION The graphic cover to "Programmed to Kill: The Politics of Serial Murder" by David McGowan
May 1, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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Reminded me, I wanted to show you this officially licensed NASCAR shirt I got at the race last week
Tshirt showing a front facing NASCAR driver who has a skull face and glowing eyes. It is done in the style of Iron Maiden tour shirts, and reads "NASCAR LEGACY OF SPEED"
March 30, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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This is pretty metal
Archaeologists exploring the cave removed the boulder and discovered the rock was "literally splitting" a human skeleton in half. Inside they found at least two small chambers within the structure, each one measuring about nine feet by six feet and about sixteen inches high. Within those chambers, "so far, eight burials have been recorded," the news release said.
December 23, 2023 at 2:40 PM
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Or back porch
Pair of black athletic shorts that read "If you can read this you're in range of The Anomaly"
November 29, 2023 at 2:45 PM
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Photo of @einsteinsarcade as a tiny child in Paul Stanley Starchild make-up, even though he wanted The Demon make-up, and his mom didn't let him look in a mirror, but did let him breathe fire with hairspray and a cigarette lighter. He stands in the foreground of the photo wearing a white, black, red, and gold horizontally striped shirt and pink pants. The middle ground is covered in autumnal leaves which take up two-thirds of the composition. It is likely his backyard, in the late seventies.
November 13, 2023 at 1:35 PM
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Professor Frink from The Simpsons, probably saying "Riboflavin"
November 5, 2023 at 9:39 AM
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Attached screenshots taken at same time
Screenshot of bluesky app showing no invites Screenshot of bluesky website showing five available invites
October 22, 2023 at 2:44 PM
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While I was looking to fix my login situation I did find this
Image from the Bluesky website with the question "What is a post on bluesky called?" The answer is The official term is 'post'
October 15, 2023 at 4:05 AM
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Movie poster for THE DEADLY SPAWN (1983) Depicting three large toothy worms erupting from the ground
September 25, 2023 at 2:52 AM
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Met her officially the next day, she really is the best. This would've been 2008? Also wearing the shirt that made Henry Thomas mad at me, but I'm saving that story
Me with a ridiculous smile standing next to Lin Shaye, who is radiant, and has her hand on my shoulder
September 25, 2023 at 2:42 AM
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Haven't seen the notorious "bi couch" on bsky today. Here:
a purple and pink “bisexual” couch, designed by Charlotte Carbone for IKEA, in the colors of the bisexual flag, the sofa is layered with hand-shaped fabric – and features armrests resembling actual arms. A phrase featured on the cushions reads, “When you change ‘or’ to ‘and,’ nobody believes you.” inspired by the work of spoken word poet Brian Lanigan
September 23, 2023 at 8:20 PM
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Close-up of ginger tabby named Corona
September 23, 2023 at 5:55 PM
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Movie poster for DOGGY POO (2004)
September 23, 2023 at 5:25 PM