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EinBaer
@einbaer.bsky.social
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i'm Kaja, 24y | music producer & make-up lover | FURRY | gay & not cis {he/she} | anything else linked underneath ~
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my air fryer recently broke.
my microwave started acting up.
my toilet seat needs to be replaced.
my TV seems like it's about to break.

how is this all happening within a week???
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
einbaer.bsky.social
have you ever had an iced vanilla pudding strawberry matcha latte with a hint of lavender??
...
yeah.. YEAH, that's what i thought 🙂‍↕️
selfmade matcha latte a selfie of me showing off said matcha, with a lightbulb above my head
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
einbaer.bsky.social
🤨 + 🤨 =
October 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
einbaer.bsky.social
i was mugging fiercely in berlin
me with mostly green hair and pink bangs, light-pink contacts, green eye-make-up & lips, wearing a pink & green shirt me with green-pink hair, pink eye-make-up & lips in golden hour lightning me in whiteface, chaotic pink-green make-up + a pink and a green contacts & a red lip doing a 🤨 face a mirror selfie of me in light & androgynous make-up, wearing a green sweater and red mesh shirt underneath.
September 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
einbaer.bsky.social
they're having a 🫵-off
cat angrily staring with an edited finger pointing at the viewer husky angrily staring with an edited finger pointing at the viewer
September 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
einbaer.bsky.social
not to suck my own dick, but i've been a very fierce diva for pride.
August 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
einbaer.bsky.social
i usually don't like posting the same thing on all my socials BUT I CREATED "EinBaer" A DECADE AGO! for TEN WHOLE YEARS now i've been sharing my music!! HOLY HELL!!!
a cropped screenshot showing that i made my YouTube channel on the 31th of july 2015 - A WHOLE DECADE AGO! oh and it says that the link is "youtube.com/einbaer", that i'm from germany and that i gained 234.857 views.
July 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
einbaer.bsky.social
being in your 20's & having plushies in bed feels like
stan smith having a tea party with a little doll while they're dressed the same, with the caption "YO ASS TO GROWN"
July 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
einbaer.bsky.social
gay nails...
gails...
me showing off my nails ; a white base with the rainbow colours sprinkled on top. red-orange on my thumb, orange-yellow on my index finger, yellow-green on my middle finger, green-blue on my ring finger and FINALLY blue-purple for my pinkie finger. is this too descriptive? o:
July 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
einbaer.bsky.social
i wonder how much money he made from those 2 million views back then.. probably much more than 50€, right? 🤡
a screenshot from an 8 year old youtube video from german minecraft youtuber LOGO. the song i produced for him is called "Logisches HeyHo" [his intro greeting] and he misspelled EinBaer! >:(
June 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
einbaer.bsky.social
it seems today
that all you see
is violence in movies & sex on TV
June 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
einbaer.bsky.social
does he spend all his time looking up "b1tc*1n" on socials?!
did he srsly think this comment or follow helps convincing me to like it?!
the fuck???
June 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
einbaer.bsky.social
LMFAO these appear in more & more grocery stores around me. fuck all the way off, lol.
[translated in the alt btw]
an ad for bitcoin, from the top left to bottom right it says "Missed your chance 10 yrs ago?", "top schooling rooms", "small groups", a fucking weblink to smth from dubai, "electrical schooling", "top referrals". some QR codes with a link that translates into "crypto-driving-school-hamburg.de"
June 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
einbaer.bsky.social
i survived the family reunion last weekend only my make-up didn't, lol.
my allergies are so much worse in lower saxony than in hamburg.
me, staring into the cam with torn make-up. tear stains visible, no lipstick & lashes. a 0.6 shot from above my forehead. me, looking tired and teary-eyed from allergies. i painted on a pink & green halo-eye, pencil-thin brows and some pink blush. i'm wearing lashes but no lipstick. underneath you can see my red mesh shirt. guys, who am i describing this for, do i actually have any blind followers?
June 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
einbaer.bsky.social
REST WELL MY LITTLE CHILDHOOD CAT & WELL LOVED LITTLE PLUSHIE
i'm happy your life's been a joy even with the permanent mean mug 😾
you made growing up so much more bearable to our family.
we'll never forget & always cherish you!!!

i'm truly glad you almost reached 20yrs.
31.10.2005 - 22.05.2025
my childhood cat Soinka, lying sideways on a grey couch, 16 yrs in this picture. a instagram story screenshot of my childhood cat Soinka, 18 yrs in this picture. my childhood cat Soinka lying on a couch, getting chin scratches, almost looking at the camera, 16 yrs in this picture. a instagram story screenshot of my childhood cat Soinka, meowing & looking @ the viewer. I'LL ALWAYS LOVE & MISS YOU MY OWN LITTLE GRUMPY CAT!!!
May 24, 2025 at 9:23 AM
einbaer.bsky.social
if you like KATSEYE, you'll also love VOCATSEYE!!!
here's my vocaloid cover of gnarly ~~~
youtu.be/T2mq1OMi-jQ
the thumbnail to my vocaloid cover of KATSEYE's "Gnarly". you can see the 6 members + hatsune miku, kasane teto, megpoid gumi, kagamine rin, anri rune & flower!
May 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
einbaer.bsky.social
my mini grinder being bun-coloured makes this look like a scrumptious little weed burger.
May 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
einbaer.bsky.social
i've already made pleeenty of strawberry shakes and it's not even summer, yet.
+ those lil strawberry huts just started opening up finally! :3
a "strawberry [shaped] hut" [=Erdbeerverkaufsstand] in a parking lot. how would you call these in english? idk. anyway, in front of it a little boy is showing of its goods.
May 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
einbaer.bsky.social
"Book now"
you literally have my consumer data or customer records or WHATEVER THE FUCK this feels like mockery!!!
a screenshot from instagram ; an advertisement for "lufthansa" offering a flight to tokyo starting at 862€. underneath another ad from "feelfinnair".
May 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
einbaer.bsky.social
i've always wanted to jump on their beats SO I TRANSLATED umru's & underscores' single "Poplife" INTO GERMAN!

link to my cover underneath! ~
May 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
einbaer.bsky.social
the cam of this is sooo crisp,
i need to go wild on make-up
close-up of me confused, looking mildly above the lens. i wear red-green contact lenses and same coloured eye-make-up, red highlights in my fake lashes + painted on undereye lashes, a medium coverage foundation, bit of nose contour. oh and i badly attempted an aegyosal [enhanced undereye fat], lol.
April 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
einbaer.bsky.social
you've caused an eminepidemic, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!! 😤😠😡
February 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
einbaer.bsky.social
and here's proof for the "ALMOST never" lol

i put on lashes ONCE during january 😤😮‍💨
a soft halo-eye! thin black brows w/ white brow bones, cool-toned brown on my eyelids, pink underneath, a shimmery green in the center. soft foundation w/ a bit of pink blush, a burgundy-pink ombre lip. still having a mustache :// i should shave!! close up of said look.
February 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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you can see how i barely had fun w/ make-up last month 'cause i almost never wore a lash...
here's some practices!!
me in a bright green robe, hair in a bun, medium coverage base w/ soft pink blush, left eye painted green, right one pink, extended undereyes + painted on eyebags. thin brows, pink lips, mid-sized mustache. why do i sound like i'm giving prompts to an AI? douyin/xiaohongshu make-up attempt! high round brows with WHITE brow bones. mildly smokey wing, pink on top of my eyes, cool-toned brown under them w/ added eyebags. a mild base w/ bronzer and blush towards the center of my face, strong nose contour, no lips for some reason??? does anyone NEED this here? close-up of the 2nd picture. just my eyes painted ; highly arched black-pink brows, lil thicker this time, green in the center. a pink & dark green halo eye w/ a metallic mint in the center & a smokey wing, extended undereyes in dark green. i love typing on my phone! thanks for reading! :DDD and fortnite in the back! :3c i'm truly on a grind 'cause HOW am i at level 96?!?!
February 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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literal mark your calenders type of shit!!!!!
January 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM