Einar W. Høst
@einarwh.bsky.social
I am a cornucopia of near relevant facts.
This is me on stage at @hellostavanger.no fearing nothing in the world, except that the heavens might fall on my head.
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This is me on stage at @hellostavanger.no fearing nothing in the world, except that the heavens might fall on my head.
There's junior developer and there's senior developer, but what do you call the stage where you react like this when a new version of something you use is released?
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
There's junior developer and there's senior developer, but what do you call the stage where you react like this when a new version of something you use is released?
Thanks for having me Trondheim!
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Thanks for having me Trondheim!
A particularly relatable scene from the movie, featuring Han Solo and C-3PO.
September 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
A particularly relatable scene from the movie, featuring Han Solo and C-3PO.
You mean I should read this book? I had hoped to get away by just buying it.
September 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You mean I should read this book? I had hoped to get away by just buying it.
My cat has a quest for you, should you choose to accept it.
September 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My cat has a quest for you, should you choose to accept it.
My greatest feat of lateral thinking was when I realized I don’t have to choose between espresso and cappuccino at conferences. #JavaZone
September 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
My greatest feat of lateral thinking was when I realized I don’t have to choose between espresso and cappuccino at conferences. #JavaZone
This talk quotes the best thought leaders. @trulsjor.bsky.social at #JavaZone
September 4, 2025 at 8:16 AM
This talk quotes the best thought leaders. @trulsjor.bsky.social at #JavaZone
Møtte nettopp på varebilen til EWH totalentreprenør. De har ewh.no, jeg har einarwh.no.
August 18, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Møtte nettopp på varebilen til EWH totalentreprenør. De har ewh.no, jeg har einarwh.no.
"A-ha, but you might have another device that happens to be charged? Why don't you access your e-books through another device?" Yeah, will you look at this shit? "OK"? It's not fucking OK.
June 6, 2025 at 10:37 AM
"A-ha, but you might have another device that happens to be charged? Why don't you access your e-books through another device?" Yeah, will you look at this shit? "OK"? It's not fucking OK.
Some of the mistakes are poignant though, scathing even, withering. Such as when "domain-driven design" becomes "men-driven design". (Poor @ziobrando.bsky.social did not say this.)
June 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Some of the mistakes are poignant though, scathing even, withering. Such as when "domain-driven design" becomes "men-driven design". (Poor @ziobrando.bsky.social did not say this.)
Middling intellects wondering if they should get an espresso or a cappuccino. Me, adequately brained:
May 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Middling intellects wondering if they should get an espresso or a cappuccino. Me, adequately brained:
Nice talk on “code archeology” by @arthurdoler.com at #ndcoslo (and as always his slide game is incredible).
May 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Nice talk on “code archeology” by @arthurdoler.com at #ndcoslo (and as always his slide game is incredible).
You know when they say you can't please everybody? This is what they mean. (Feedback on one of my talks at @devoxx.uk.)
May 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You know when they say you can't please everybody? This is what they mean. (Feedback on one of my talks at @devoxx.uk.)
Is there a name for "secret knock" user interface design?
May 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Is there a name for "secret knock" user interface design?
On stage at @devoxx.uk last week. Photo by @ddoutsiopoulos.bsky.social
May 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
On stage at @devoxx.uk last week. Photo by @ddoutsiopoulos.bsky.social
In Norwegian we have the phrase "pest eller kolera" ("plague or cholera") which signifies a choice between very undesirable options. I am impressed by Microsoft for coming up with this cunning trap.
May 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
In Norwegian we have the phrase "pest eller kolera" ("plague or cholera") which signifies a choice between very undesirable options. I am impressed by Microsoft for coming up with this cunning trap.
It’s not a chair if you’re a cat.
April 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It’s not a chair if you’re a cat.
It’s so obvious in retrospect that flying squirrels have been sorely missing from architecture diagrams.
April 4, 2025 at 7:04 AM
It’s so obvious in retrospect that flying squirrels have been sorely missing from architecture diagrams.