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eilatan.bsky.social
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@eilatan.bsky.social
She/they, queer, disabled, and neurodivergent. Cyborg. Owned by 3 cats. Two-time Hugo loser. Occasional essayist. T3c diabetic. #Insulin4All

Looking for work as a data analyst. I’m good at it!

Writing at https://peculiar.monster
Sleepy vibes.
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The girls are snuggling on your lap!!
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This is astonishingly gorgeous.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
THE END.
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
And it was reformation Sunday which meant there was a sermon which featured entirely too much John Calvin. I went to college in West MI, where a LOT of Dutch Calvinists settled. And are very much a political force, even now.
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
They asked us to perform at one of recent services—they’re asking all the arts organizations who use the space—and the choir members outnumbered the congregants by a significant amount (and only about half of us showed up).
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
The Church of Christ where my very gay chorus rehearses had a pastor at some point who was very homophonic and when they left, they took like 60% of the congregation. In January they’re ceasing to be a church and will remain a community center.
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
It’s someone who has come up with a process who works for them and thinks it’s a universal solvent. See: every productivity expert ever.
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Please, save the fedoras from all the That Guys.
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I apparently got lucky. My elementary school taught phonics and we had reading groups based on ability. …but I also taught myself to read between the ages of three and four (my mom apparently read to me a LOT before my sister was born).
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I love blacking out his email but not what is presumably his home address.
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Also everything I’ve seen has showed me how fuckin stupid these rich assholes are.
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 AM
It’s all so disgusting.
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I used to work for someone who put a space in front of every period, question mark, and exclamation point (always used 2 of those) and it made my eye twitch.
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I love you. You’re one of my favorite people.
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
What the fuck is up with his use of all those spaces and periods.

Also what you said.
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
The back of my neck gets cold now that I have short hair. I like hoodies way more now because they keep me warm on a place I’m not used to being cold. But damn, I wish I could afford one of those fancy hoodies.
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM