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With Twitter down the shitter, could this be the great exodus?
Enjoy news links from a Canadian on a platform whose oligarch owner didn’t ban news sources from appearing on, as well as various other shitposting…
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egulphy.bsky.social
America’s showers will be great again (by executive order). What’s next? Toilets you can flush Depends down?

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Donald Trump signs order to 'make America's showers great again'
The US president says he wants to "take care of my beautiful hair" as he eases water flow rules.
www.bbc.com
April 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
egulphy.bsky.social
SAW part ELEVEN is deemed too “Luigi” for release?

Apparently some things shouldn’t go up to eleven.

www.avclub.com/saw-xi-relea...
Lionsgate pulls Saw XI from schedule despite Jigsaw's puppet insisting he's an employed life coach
Lionsgate pulls Saw XI from schedule despite Jigsaw's puppet insisting he's an employed life coach
www.avclub.com
March 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
egulphy.bsky.social
Meanwhile in Texas, this year’s Satanic Panic is FURRIES!!!

www.fox4news.com/news/texas-b...
Texas bill targets 'furries,' banning non-human behavior in schools
A new Texas bill, known as the FURRIES Act, would ban non-human behaviors in public schools, including the use of litter boxes and wearing animal accessories.
www.fox4news.com
March 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
egulphy.bsky.social
When it happens, the Choreography and Merriment department will be brought in for precisely 7 minutes of Ovechkin love:

russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/03/22/a...
On-ice ceremony to celebrate Alex Ovechkin breaking Wayne Gretzky’s NHL goals record will be limited to seven minutes
The NHL is reportedly deep into discussions and planning for what exactly will take place on the ice whenever Alex Ovechkin breaks…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
March 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
egulphy.bsky.social
F1 mourns the loss of the sport’s most eccentric character (not named Bernie) as the death of Eddie Jordan is announced.

RIP, you absolute LEGEND!

racingnews365.com/eddie-jordan...
Eddie Jordan passes away aged 76 following cancer battle
The former F1 team boss-turned-TV pundit announced his diagnosis in 2024.
racingnews365.com
March 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
egulphy.bsky.social
Damn! Canadians aren’t even going to the GOOD cities in the Untied States right now…they’re even saying “no thanks” to NASHVILLE!!!

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youtu.be/wyvpyJqHDZw?...
Canadian airline cancels flights to Nashville
YouTube video by WKRN News 2
youtu.be
March 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
egulphy.bsky.social
“Thoughts and prayers”

The newly-renamed Gulf of Merica has gifted the eastern seaboard of the Untied States with an array of storms and tornadoes, causing the sort of carnage-filled weekend that really shouldn’t have been allowed to happened after that name change!

abcnews.go.com/US/live-upda...
Tornado outbreak live updates: 36 dead in cross-country storm system
A severe weather outbreak has brought violent, long-track tornadoes to parts of the South, with damaging winds of up to 80 mph and large hail.
abcnews.go.com
March 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
egulphy.bsky.social
A suspicious number of Swasticars have been reported as “sold” in Canada on the last day of a major rebate eligibility. A little sus?

www.theautopian.com/tesla-claims...
Tesla Claims It Sold 8,653 Cars In Three Days But The Canadian Government Doesn’t Buy It - The Autopian
Tesla claims to have sold more than 8,600 cars in Canada during the last few days of rebate eligibility, raising government eyebrows.
www.theautopian.com
March 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
egulphy.bsky.social
The only thing missing was Sammy Hagar parachuting onto the White House lawn…

www.nbcnews.com/tech/elon-mu...
Trump turns the White House lawn into a Tesla showroom
The president threw Elon Musk a lifeline with an event, livestreamed on X, where he touted the cars and said he would buy one.
www.nbcnews.com
March 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM
egulphy.bsky.social
Someone needs a rebrand:

www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
Tesla Sales Fall Off A Cliff Globally, Including Germany, Australia, And China | Carscoops
German sales were down by a massive 76.3% last month, with Australia posting a similar 71.9% decline
www.carscoops.com
March 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
egulphy.bsky.social
The Armed opened up for Bernie Sanders today!!!

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www.youtube.com/live/0gsGFib...
LIVE from Warren, MI: Fighting Oligarchy in America
YouTube video by Bernie Sanders
www.youtube.com
March 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
egulphy.bsky.social
Think of those poor Latifis!!!

www.newsweek.com/trump-admini...
Trump announces new 250% tariff on Canada starting almost immediately
Trump is imposing a new tariff on Canada, just 24 hours after he announced he was pausing the 25% tariff on most Canadian goods. Newsweek's live blog is closed.
www.newsweek.com
March 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
egulphy.bsky.social
Big Food is seeing big problems as consumers shift to support underdog brands and multinationals change up their CEO’s (to avoid detection?)…

www.reuters.com/business/ret...
Shoppers turn to smaller food brands, cutting into Unilever, P&G profits
Big Food's worst nightmare is unfolding across U.S. supermarket aisles.
www.reuters.com
March 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
egulphy.bsky.social
There are two ways to make this happen…

www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump would replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP bill
Republican Brandon Gill said he plans to introduce a bill to feature Trump's likeness on the $100 note at the end of his current term.
www.newsweek.com
March 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
egulphy.bsky.social
“Go ski in Russia, you couchfucker!”

JD Vance and her family were met with protestors in their ski trip to Vermont this weekend:

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
JD Vance told to ‘go ski in Russia’ as protesters invade family trip to the slopes
Crowds lined Route 100 near the Sugarbush ski resort in Waitsfield where Vance was visiting with his family to protest following the explosive Oval Office meeting
www.independent.co.uk
March 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
egulphy.bsky.social
Post-election shenanigans…

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Elections Ontario says NDP didn't report southwest candidate's withdrawal, so over 4,700 votes didn't count | CBC News
The NDP failed to notify election officials that its candidate in the riding of Elgin-Middlesex-London had withdrawn, according to Elections Ontario, resulting in over 4,700 votes going nowhere.
www.cbc.ca
March 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
egulphy.bsky.social
If only Uncle Doug followed in this guy’s footsteps:

www.thestar.com/politics/fed...
‘This guy’s a maniac’: NL Premier Andrew Furey steps down, citing challenge of dealing with Donald Trump
Newfoundland and Labrador Premier Andrew Furey says he doesn’t have the stomach for another term dealing with the U.S. president’s threats.
www.thestar.com
February 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
egulphy.bsky.social
Lake Erie almost froze over this winter for the first time since 1996…

www.cbc.ca/amp/1.7467734
Lake Erie had 95% ice cover this winter. What it means for the environment
www.cbc.ca
February 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
egulphy.bsky.social
The Philadelphia Eagles rightly shat on their invite to the “White House”:

dailyboulder.com/f-this-bs-ma...
'F This BS': MAGA World Melts Down After Philadelphia Eagles Decline Trump's White House Invite
The Philadelphia Eagles have caused a stir by reportedly turning down an invitation to visit the White House after their Super Bowl win, sparking a furious backlash from MAGA supporters.
dailyboulder.com
February 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
egulphy.bsky.social
Of course this happened in Florida:

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Jewish man mistakes two Israeli tourists for Palestinians and opens fire on them in Miami
Victims reportedly posted ‘death to Arabs’ on social media after shooting while suspect held on attempted murder charges
www.theguardian.com
February 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
egulphy.bsky.social
F1 booked an arena last night to show off the teams’ 2025 liveries. Host Jack Whitehall noted “you know your sport is ridiculously minted when you book the O2 for an event to announce the colour of a load of cars, which are EXACTLY the same as last season.”
www.formula1.com/en/latest/ar...
Every 2025 F1 car livery after their F1 75 Live unveilings
Check out all 10 liveries following their grand reveal at F1 75 Live...
www.formula1.com
February 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
egulphy.bsky.social
I hear Mars is a great place for douchebags and Cybercucks to relocate to…

www.teslarati.com/tesla-owner-...
Tesla Cybertruck owner ponders leaving MA with wife and kids over death threats, abuse
A Tesla Cybertruck owner is considering moving with his wife and three children over the abuse and harassment being directed at his vehicle.
www.teslarati.com
February 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
egulphy.bsky.social
Cuts to “frivolous spending” coupled with actions that are pissing off the world are predicted to open the US vulnerabilities up to a repeat of 9/11 (times 1000, obviously).

globalnews.ca/news/1101991...
Why a former CSIS official says the U.S. is positioned for ‘another 9/11’ - National | Globalnews.ca
Former CSIS executive manager Dan Stanton said that President Donald Trump was 'degrading the efficiency' of U.S. intelligence through layoffs and buyouts of officials.
globalnews.ca
February 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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mluckovich.bsky.social
February 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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briantylercohen.bsky.social
1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA

7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
February 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM