Ethan Gaines
egog.bsky.social
Ethan Gaines
@egog.bsky.social
The dude they call @egog on Twitter
acoldwarrelic.substack.com
I have been terrified to write words for months.
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I haven't posted about this here yet but look what I got
May 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A thing happened to me today...
April 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
E90 335i
QOTD: What car model have you owned more than once?
Hey!

Our red i3 did that thing last night that our blue i3 used to do. Spontaneously alert that all four tires are flat and to pull over immediately.

Also, the 2020 Chrysler is about to get a fourth auxiliary battery.
January 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Buy stuff from Syd at OHOAT. In fact, but stuff for me from OHOAT.
sales are slow as of recent so i'm gonna push some OHOAT here!!! trying to find the perfect gift for that car person in your life?! we have over 300+ products to pick from!! everything ships directly from our studio. shares appreciated!! www.onehellofatown.com
November 23, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I did something finally. Go read it. open.substack.com/pub/acoldwar...
A Story of Life: Part 1
A new world arises. This one is in the pursuit of its own end.
open.substack.com
September 27, 2024 at 12:52 AM
@blackstockalypse.bsky.social @burk.racing you assholes are still coming for the Roval?
August 29, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Why am I even here?
June 8, 2024 at 3:07 AM
March 28, 2024 at 2:50 AM
March 25, 2024 at 5:09 PM
I technically died in 2016
March 8, 2024 at 12:41 PM
I'm actually dead
March 7, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I just don't know what I'm doing.
February 26, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Someone come do a split on my dick please and thank you
February 26, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Reposted by Ethan Gaines
February 1, 2024 at 6:10 PM
February 1, 2024 at 6:10 PM
The secret is I was never good at writing in the first place. But I had something to get off my chest. I still do have shit to get off my chest but I get scared shitless every time I type words.
January 26, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Who the fuck even am I
January 25, 2024 at 2:41 AM
The real world is so bleak it's hard for me to even create worlds in my writing or even write about my past
January 23, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Dead ass think I'm not capable of writing anymore.
January 18, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Aye @burk.racing and @blackstockalypse.bsky.social kangaroo prices have levelled off so next year y’all have a choice of the 600 or Roval weekends to get some roo medallions grilled.
December 8, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Part of what I finished up today. The house is almost gonna be inhabitable soon.
December 1, 2023 at 2:14 AM
Yes, I’m talking to you.
November 2, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Yes, I want to fuck you. Okay, there, I said it. Now what?
November 2, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Just want to suck girldick in peace.
October 27, 2023 at 7:41 PM