Eggplant Punk
eggplantpunk.bsky.social
Eggplant Punk
@eggplantpunk.bsky.social
This account is a blatant attempt to gather an audience for a novel I've written. I'll try to be entertaining about it.

Blog about random records: https://wthrecord.wixsite.com/wellwhatisit

Lovecraft & other: https://www.teepublic.com/user/eggplantpunk
That's a joint in Chick's mouth, yes?
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I can't believe they let some punter produce the record.
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Why does the Phantom Records logo look like the offspring of a Klansman and a condom? Also, discuss the irony of a condom having offspring.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm confused. That's not The Velvet Underground.
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM