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Primary Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Check. Mate.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This man hates women
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I’m new to Bluesky. This is my first troll encounter! Very sweet and kinda quaint.

Funny to see an Eastern European or Russian pretend to be Texan. This could be a whole comedy premise.
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Israel’s response:
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Got me!
All of them! Nah, I was sarcastically referring to the AZ Cardinals. According to my buddy who lived down there, people love to vacation in AZ in the winter and pair it with a game. This brings in a lot of visiting fans to the home games.
It’s a rad joke, I swear.
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Unfortunately for the police, this perv looks like every 40yr old+ in rural America. Seriously looks like my neighbor (who works at a kids jail).
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Good point. My initial thought was, in the world of sports, being undefeated is an important context clue. Makes me think that people could have known for as long as that team was winning. A losing coach would have been fired immediately. Gross stuff either way!
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
In the gross world of sports, an undefeated coach gets away with more than a losing coach. Makes you wonder if there was prior knowledge.
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Cardinal fans are way more intimidating.
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Mueller is still sleeping
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Just pouring alcohol on the fire
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
He had to get the ankle monitor ripped off a day before sentencing! I’ll think of a reason later.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I lucked out with Peterson, Rogan and Bill Maher. I have always just tuned them out. However, I feel like Joe Rogans fake curious voice really dupes men. Could have made a great interrogator or narc.
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Guessing:slang for being socially awake or aware. I feel like the term would have faded away, but it got turned into political speech.
Related: Orwell writes about political speech in “Why I Write.” Dude had a time machine I think. I have to give it a reread, if I could ever set my damn phone down
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Thank you. That’s insightful
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Damn. This is a great advantage, because if the left flooded cash into Westboro Baptist Church, the proud boys, or another obnoxious group, it would just win America’s “moderates”.
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The plan is to make MAGA cultist hate the courts, so when the courts say “you can’t steal an election”, the MAGA cult will go apeish.
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
MCGA
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I wish I was rich enough to give af
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“They” Americans will pay
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’m still figuring out what woke is.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This conversation is why Bluesky is still cool. It’s a nice corner of the internet.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM