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@efortmanteau.bsky.social
160 followers 460 following 130 posts
primarily a shitposter. does socialism and having a job on the side. bi/ace. enjoyer of puzzle hunts, video games, lotsa good stuff.

she/they/yinz

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Screenshot of a direct message on Facebook Messenger. One person has sent to the viewer three messages spread out over a few days with no response. Each one says "new sinkhole pilgrimmage tonight queen??" with the eyes emoji. The "new sinkhole pilgrimmage" part is obviously edited in to replace the original content.
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
Happy Halloween from Strega Nona 🍲🥄
A photo of me, a round white person, dressed as children's book character, Strega Nona, smiling in a living room. I have dark clothing with boots, leggings, a long shirt, a vest, and a skirt, as well as a white apron and headscarf. I hold a large cooking pot and wooden spoon. A photo of me, a round white person, dressed as children's book character, Strega Nona, smiling in a living room. I have dark clothing with boots, leggings, a long shirt, a vest, and a skirt, as well as a white apron, white headscarf, and bright green cloak. I hold a large cooking pot and wooden spoon. A photo of me, a round white person, dressed as children's book character, Strega Nona, smiling in front of a wall at night. I have dark clothing with boots, leggings, a long shirt, a vest, and a skirt, as well as a white apron, white headscarf, and bright green cloak. I hold a large cooking pot and wooden spoon. Original illustration of the children's book character, Strega Nona. She is a large pale woman smiling in a homey kitchen. A peaceful brown goat snoozes behind her. She is gesturing to a man slightly out of frame. She wears a long purple skirt, brown shoes, white apron, green vest, pink shirt, and white headscarf. She has a large nose and chin. She points to a large cauldron at her feet.
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
i hope you shut your windows
Weather radar map showing heavy rain appriaching Pittsburgh from the west
October 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
A ghoulish fogure in green rags with a few tufts of dark red hair and yellowish skin in a desert at night. This is King Ramses from Courage the Cowardly Dog, a character that haunts Courage's home for an episode. He would normally say Return the slab but text has been edited in to say Release the Epstein files.
October 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
i will never stop looking at estate sales
A framed print of a brown mouse with a smug expression in a white jacket tuxedo holding a martini and saying "Here's looking at you, kid." The mouse is barefoot and the feet are terrible.
October 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
Grucci
A Gucci handbag that has been photo edited. The bag is tan with a criss cross logo pattern, but some of the classic GG logos from Gucci have been covered with Flyers logos. The iconic green-red-green ribbon detail has been changed to black-orange-black. And there is a small Gritty stuffed keychain attached to the handle.
September 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
she wane on my moon til i gibbous 🌔
very blurry photo of the moon in a dark sky
September 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
the smell of a sudden but brief summer downpour
Feels Good Man meme. A muscular, bald white-colored man holding his face with a blissful look on his face.
July 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
learning incredibly important things about capybaras and markdown for #CapybaraAppreciationDay
A post by efortmanteau at 9:18 PM next to an icon of a pineapple with sunglasses. "greater capybara" in huge font. "lesser capybara" in large font. "nutria" in regular font. "agouti" in small font.
July 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
just in case you forgot, here are the types that are strong against ice: 🔥✊🪨⛓️
A chart of Pokémon type match ups. The ice type is highlighted to show that fire, fighting, rock, and steel are strong against it.
June 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
i couldn't take a picture when driving on the highway, but why is there a hippity hoppity billboard for easter on i-376.

not to say "why are we allowed to advertise for a religious holiday?" but rather "who thought this was the marketing play?"
A pastel background with a large brown rabbit and yellow text that says hippity hoppity A screengrab of Google Maps with a point-of-view driving on i-376 with a billboard in the distance against green trees. The billboard is a pastel background with a large brown rabbit and yellow text that says hippity hoppity
April 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
tis the season
a large sign in a business lawn that is just the shape of a Lenten fish fry sandwich
March 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
Two images side by side. They are each a frame of a popular Vine (short video) where a young man on a neighborhood street is talking on a cell phone and says "...so no head?" and then slams the phone to the ground and jumps on a skateboard leaning against a curb, breaking the skateboard in half. The image has been edited so it is Data from Star Trek's head on the young man. The text on the left has him on the cell phone saying "...so no Irish Unification in 2024?" The image on the right has him slamming the phone to the ground.
January 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
Put on a sweater without remembering that I'm going to an office holiday luncheon today... fixed it 💀🎅
A mirror selfie of me standing in the bathroom. I have on an orange and black sweater with a large skeleton on it. My phone is slightly obscuring the top of the sweater and my face. A mirror selfie of me standing in the bathroom. My phone is no longer obscuring my face and my sweater. My sweater is orange and black with a large skeleton but a small Santa hat has been pinned to the sweater so it's right above the skeleton's head.
December 4, 2024 at 5:08 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
ah yes, the four genders
Screenshot of The Onion's merch website with four items listed. Top left: blue tshirt that says Area Man. Top right: teal tshirt that says Area Woman. Bottom left: purple tshirt that says Area Them. Bottom right: grey baby onesie that says Area Baby.
November 4, 2024 at 9:37 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
i love squirrel hill estate sales
A brown bulldog wearing a harness in a kitchen, facing the camera. A throw pillow with a portrait of Barack Obama in old timey military garb. A weather chair with a pale red upholstery featuring a pattern of ducks and geese.
October 21, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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my babies and their nemesis
A backyard patio with a table with an umbrella. An orange cat and a small black cat are eating kibble on the table. In the foreground a large black cat sits on a porch chair. Orange cat is labeled Greenfield's Garfield, scrungly stray. The small black cat is labeled Uno, lil stray. The big black cat is labeled: Pluto, local menace, someone's indoor-outdoor cat, food thief
October 18, 2024 at 9:52 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
spooky birb
A digital illustration of the Pokemon Murkrow sitting on a lantern
October 18, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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sorry, i gotta post 20 times
A screen grab of @efortmanteau.bsky.social profile, showing 69 followers, 69 following, and 49 posts
July 20, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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Garfy Boy
An orange cat lying on the ground under some lumber and building materials that is spanning two cinder blocks
May 27, 2024 at 4:44 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
Solidarity! At The Bodega
A small Palestine flag hung on a wall in a bodega full of goods
March 20, 2024 at 11:13 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
reskeet with a fav meme you've made
An image of Microsoft Word's helpful mascot, Clippy, a paperclip with cartoon eyes and eyebrows, sitting on a yellow piece of paper. A yellow speech bubble above Clippy has buttons for "yes" and "no" before a prompt which says: It looks like you're trying to write a satire but are lacking a clarity of purpose and target, which could lead to it being mistaken for and contributing to that which it is intended to criticize. Would you like help?
March 17, 2024 at 11:38 PM
efortmanteau.bsky.social
It's that time of year again, the time of year where you can get something fun from me by donating to
Western PA Fund for Choice to help me and my
team (Pittsburgh DSA Abort-Yinz) meet our fundraising goals!

A funny video? A doodle of some kind? Your very own rug!?

fund.nnaf.org/eforney2024
A small rug on a wooden floor. The rug depicts the character Kirby from Nintendo video games--he is a round pink blob with red feet and a cute smiling face and little stubby arms. A digital illustration of a teal bus poking out of a hole. The top of the bus says "oops" and it looks like the bus is blushing and sweating nervously. A pencil drawing of a small creature that resembles a rabbit with a pointy tail, stripes, and leafy ears. Next to it is the word "Rabbeet" A photo of a small rug hanging on a particle board installation. The rug is a yellow word "yinz" with a black outline.
February 28, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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Having fun in my local Buy Nothing group
A post on Facebook in a group called Buy Nothing from someone named Noah (the rest of the name is redacted). The post is a picture of a kitchen tool on a box. Caption says: Give: brand new bagel guillotine. What does it do? It cuts bagels (smiley face emoji) Various comments resonating to the Facebook post listing a free bagel guillotine. Comments say things like "Would love to be considered" and "interested" until the bottom comment by Emily Forney (me) which says "down with the bageleoisie!" (a portmanteau of bagel and bourgeoisie)
February 20, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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Truth coming out of her well to shame mankind.
A cropped comic of a man popping out of a well. He says "Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent."
November 18, 2023 at 12:53 AM