you can pour decaf instant coffee straight into a cup of chilled oat milk and make your kaffelatte like that fyi

Never felt as feared and respected as post-wisdom teeth removal with a gigachad jawline and a tiny sausage dog under my arm

Nobody else cares about my fave trivia du jour that one of the danish girlss lo fi alt stars of copenhagen is jens stoltenberg's daughter

The true cornerstone of American culture is the enlarged saggy backpack. Hangs like a full diaper

Had to put on a fake american accent for the US border guard to understand that I was saying 'hot sauce'

Somehow accidentally become an admin of a signal group for crustpunk shows

Saw a guy drive a forklift full of christmas trees across the middle of a busy intersection while giving the finger to a tesla trying to drive by, tis the season

Simply nothing like watching two precious friends read each other some wholesome heartfelt vows to feel like there is hope huh

Somehow forgotten how to speak danish after a week around other germano languages and it feels like a sweet release from torture. No words or opinions around just funny lil grunts

@supereira.bsky.social pipooooooos

Just remembered @twoseriousladies.bsky.social asking what rootin tootin means in the middle of singing karaoke