Ed Lin
@edlinforpresident.bsky.social
Author, ghost hunter
www.edlinforpresident.com
www.edlinforpresident.com
i’ll tell you my cow joke later, i’m not in the mooooood now
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i’ll tell you my cow joke later, i’m not in the mooooood now
so many sham papers were presented at the geology summit, but i never mentioned it to the press. i never talk schist
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
so many sham papers were presented at the geology summit, but i never mentioned it to the press. i never talk schist
if i milked cows all day, i’d totally write entries about it in my dairy
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
if i milked cows all day, i’d totally write entries about it in my dairy
why are chickens terrible pitchers? they tend to balk
November 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
why are chickens terrible pitchers? they tend to balk
i haven’t mentioned hungarian composers yet, but it was next on my liszt
November 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
i haven’t mentioned hungarian composers yet, but it was next on my liszt
i’m so bad at listening, i can’t even follow the heard
October 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
i’m so bad at listening, i can’t even follow the heard
if you master geology, you might get a macarthur igneous grant
October 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
if you master geology, you might get a macarthur igneous grant
i was going to write a paper that did some finger pointing, but thumbthing else came up
October 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i was going to write a paper that did some finger pointing, but thumbthing else came up
some people despise mountain goats, but ibex to differ
September 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
some people despise mountain goats, but ibex to differ
i was in a band with astronomers but we broke up because the singer wanted to go solar
September 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
i was in a band with astronomers but we broke up because the singer wanted to go solar
if you trade milk futures, you’re only quarting disaster
August 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
if you trade milk futures, you’re only quarting disaster
george takei says celebrate ghost month with ghost month! photo by @ghwatanabe.bsky.social
August 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
george takei says celebrate ghost month with ghost month! photo by @ghwatanabe.bsky.social
if i created a series of videos about forest trails, i’d ask viewers to lichen subscribe
August 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
if i created a series of videos about forest trails, i’d ask viewers to lichen subscribe
i was looking over an ancient manuscript when i found a page was missing. surely it was the work of my nemesis, the creature from the black lacuna
August 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
i was looking over an ancient manuscript when i found a page was missing. surely it was the work of my nemesis, the creature from the black lacuna
did you hear about the potter who went into investing? she made a kiln in the market
August 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
did you hear about the potter who went into investing? she made a kiln in the market
thin pancakes are really crepey
August 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
thin pancakes are really crepey
i was so shocked when the stationery store moved
August 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
i was so shocked when the stationery store moved
some people like to get snarky about ancient burial practices. i myself can do without the sarcophagus remarks
July 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
some people like to get snarky about ancient burial practices. i myself can do without the sarcophagus remarks
i had to end my project on walruses, elephants, and narwhals because i couldn’t multitusk
July 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
i had to end my project on walruses, elephants, and narwhals because i couldn’t multitusk
the gathering had expected short and meaningful remarks from me, but i showed them no pithy
July 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
the gathering had expected short and meaningful remarks from me, but i showed them no pithy
i didn’t like bricklaying at first, but i discovered there was mortar love
July 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i didn’t like bricklaying at first, but i discovered there was mortar love
i’ve been listening to so many audio recordings of the sounds schools of fish make, and at such a loud volume, i think it’s starting to affect my herring
June 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
i’ve been listening to so many audio recordings of the sounds schools of fish make, and at such a loud volume, i think it’s starting to affect my herring
i was talking a lot about getting things custom-made, but i bespoke too soon
June 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
i was talking a lot about getting things custom-made, but i bespoke too soon
i asked my baseball coach for more batting practice, but she was all cagey about it
June 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i asked my baseball coach for more batting practice, but she was all cagey about it
i spent a lot of money to set up my laundromat but in the end it was a wash
May 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
i spent a lot of money to set up my laundromat but in the end it was a wash