Man: *wears glasses*
Me: what a slut
Me: what a slut
April 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Man: *wears glasses*
Me: what a slut
Me: what a slut
always fighting for my life in a hospital change room with a brand new horror of trying to figure out how to put on the hospital gown.
April 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
always fighting for my life in a hospital change room with a brand new horror of trying to figure out how to put on the hospital gown.
I accidentally clicked a Taylor Swift photo on Instagram and now my algorithm is in Swifty hell
March 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I accidentally clicked a Taylor Swift photo on Instagram and now my algorithm is in Swifty hell
Timing my increased SSRI dose with the increased daylight hours to feel the equivalent to doing a line of coke
March 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Timing my increased SSRI dose with the increased daylight hours to feel the equivalent to doing a line of coke
The only certainty in my life is knowing I'll never be as happy as oceanographers being absolutely giddy over a weird sponge creature they just found
February 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The only certainty in my life is knowing I'll never be as happy as oceanographers being absolutely giddy over a weird sponge creature they just found
February 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
February 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is that same man back to back. Around them is a pack of wolves. The woman grips a knife, the first wolf attacks
February 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is that same man back to back. Around them is a pack of wolves. The woman grips a knife, the first wolf attacks
Wait
Just because I'm dumb doesn't mean I'm blonde
February 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Wait
Just because I'm dumb doesn't mean I'm blonde
February 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Just because I'm dumb doesn't mean I'm blonde
I wonder how many tomato stickers I've accidentally eaten in my life
February 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I wonder how many tomato stickers I've accidentally eaten in my life
Your Honor, in my client's defense, she said she's vewy sowwy 👉👈
February 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Your Honor, in my client's defense, she said she's vewy sowwy 👉👈
You've never experienced true humility until someone calls you a nincompoop with their full chest
February 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
You've never experienced true humility until someone calls you a nincompoop with their full chest
Reposted by Edie Diver
apparently you can just walk into government buildings and no one will stop you. where do they keep the hurricane machine
February 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
apparently you can just walk into government buildings and no one will stop you. where do they keep the hurricane machine
When the world is burning on all other social apps, I go to bluesky to look at mushrooms
Fairy parachutes/Marasmiellus candidus, when they open all the way up they look really cool. I had the perfect lighting that day too.
#fungifriends #fungi #mycology #naturephotography
#fungifriends #fungi #mycology #naturephotography
February 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
When the world is burning on all other social apps, I go to bluesky to look at mushrooms
Girl got that Marvel Rivals jiggle
February 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Girl got that Marvel Rivals jiggle
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Here he is with a hat to make him beautiful
February 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Here he is with a hat to make him beautiful
Please stop
First look at the mutant-dinosaur in #JurassicWorldRebirth
Its design is inspired by a mix of a T-Rex, Rancor, and Xenomorph
Its design is inspired by a mix of a T-Rex, Rancor, and Xenomorph
February 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Please stop
Reposted by Edie Diver
February 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
How am I supposed to be a loyal and faithful wife when people like Gillian Anderson exist?
February 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
How am I supposed to be a loyal and faithful wife when people like Gillian Anderson exist?
Finally some good news
February 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Finally some good news
Fuck yeah that's some good content right there
February 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Fuck yeah that's some good content right there