Eddie The Axe
@eddietheaxe.bsky.social
Happily married, father of 2 girls. Cat dad, doom metal guy, horror lover.
It must suck being Jesus. Everyone celebrating your birthday, nobody gets you a present or even cake. I'd be pissed.
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It must suck being Jesus. Everyone celebrating your birthday, nobody gets you a present or even cake. I'd be pissed.
Just played Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath on my fucking SG that i built. insane....
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Just played Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath on my fucking SG that i built. insane....
Be ready.... I got two episodes of bloodybits in the can. We're back baby!
October 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Be ready.... I got two episodes of bloodybits in the can. We're back baby!
Chicken pot pie is three of my favorite things.
September 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Chicken pot pie is three of my favorite things.
precond
pronunciation: /ˈpriː.kɒnd/
noun
1. A thin, watery substance that comes out of a condiment (such as ketchup, mustard, or hot sauce) before the actual condiment itself.
“Shake the bottle first, or you’ll just get precond all over your bun.”
pronunciation: /ˈpriː.kɒnd/
noun
1. A thin, watery substance that comes out of a condiment (such as ketchup, mustard, or hot sauce) before the actual condiment itself.
“Shake the bottle first, or you’ll just get precond all over your bun.”
September 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
precond
pronunciation: /ˈpriː.kɒnd/
noun
1. A thin, watery substance that comes out of a condiment (such as ketchup, mustard, or hot sauce) before the actual condiment itself.
“Shake the bottle first, or you’ll just get precond all over your bun.”
pronunciation: /ˈpriː.kɒnd/
noun
1. A thin, watery substance that comes out of a condiment (such as ketchup, mustard, or hot sauce) before the actual condiment itself.
“Shake the bottle first, or you’ll just get precond all over your bun.”
Happy anniversary to my beautiful wife, @thewightrabbit.bsky.social . Every time I look at you, it's like the day we met. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
September 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Happy anniversary to my beautiful wife, @thewightrabbit.bsky.social . Every time I look at you, it's like the day we met. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
When your business is promoting hatred and violence, you shouldn't be surprised when you find it.
September 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
When your business is promoting hatred and violence, you shouldn't be surprised when you find it.
One of the most difficult lessons I've learned is to find happiness, you need to be your true self. If you project an image of who you are and that image is accepted, and lauded, it will always feel hollow. The hard part is, you open yourself up to real criticism.
August 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
One of the most difficult lessons I've learned is to find happiness, you need to be your true self. If you project an image of who you are and that image is accepted, and lauded, it will always feel hollow. The hard part is, you open yourself up to real criticism.
You ever just appreciate your partner? Like sit down and think fuck... I'm so glad I have them in my life? Let them know.
August 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
You ever just appreciate your partner? Like sit down and think fuck... I'm so glad I have them in my life? Let them know.
Sometimes it's hard. Sometimes it's nice. I'm lucky
I have an amazing wife, and two great kids. I'm tired often, but I'll never not be happy where I am.
I have an amazing wife, and two great kids. I'm tired often, but I'll never not be happy where I am.
August 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Sometimes it's hard. Sometimes it's nice. I'm lucky
I have an amazing wife, and two great kids. I'm tired often, but I'll never not be happy where I am.
I have an amazing wife, and two great kids. I'm tired often, but I'll never not be happy where I am.
Sharing one of my beauty secrets. When you wax your nose hair, use booger colored wax, for modesty and deniability.
August 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Sharing one of my beauty secrets. When you wax your nose hair, use booger colored wax, for modesty and deniability.
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Hello #caturday. This is Dinah Dinglebottom. She is a rumpy manx, meaning she has not even the vestigial whisper of a tail. Spine goes straight to weird, mushy ass.
She was found as a bean under my car, and I bottle-fed her. She's the best cat ever, & it's my dream to clone her one day. #catsofbsky
She was found as a bean under my car, and I bottle-fed her. She's the best cat ever, & it's my dream to clone her one day. #catsofbsky
August 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Hello #caturday. This is Dinah Dinglebottom. She is a rumpy manx, meaning she has not even the vestigial whisper of a tail. Spine goes straight to weird, mushy ass.
She was found as a bean under my car, and I bottle-fed her. She's the best cat ever, & it's my dream to clone her one day. #catsofbsky
She was found as a bean under my car, and I bottle-fed her. She's the best cat ever, & it's my dream to clone her one day. #catsofbsky
If you had to select three albums to listen to, deserted island blah blah. What are they?
1. MF DOOM: mm food
2. Marilyn Manson: Mechanical Animals
3. The Stooges: Raw Power.
1. MF DOOM: mm food
2. Marilyn Manson: Mechanical Animals
3. The Stooges: Raw Power.
August 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
If you had to select three albums to listen to, deserted island blah blah. What are they?
1. MF DOOM: mm food
2. Marilyn Manson: Mechanical Animals
3. The Stooges: Raw Power.
1. MF DOOM: mm food
2. Marilyn Manson: Mechanical Animals
3. The Stooges: Raw Power.
Lately I've been working more on my tone than practicing my guitar. Solution? Build a guitar. Because 6 isn't enough
July 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Lately I've been working more on my tone than practicing my guitar. Solution? Build a guitar. Because 6 isn't enough
My oldest daughter is beating me at Mario Kart. And not in the im easing up on the gas, and missing some turns type of way. In the saving her red shell for the home stretch way. And on one hand, fuck am I proud. On the other hand.... Fuck.
July 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My oldest daughter is beating me at Mario Kart. And not in the im easing up on the gas, and missing some turns type of way. In the saving her red shell for the home stretch way. And on one hand, fuck am I proud. On the other hand.... Fuck.
Trump used an auto-eraser on the Epstein files.
July 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Trump used an auto-eraser on the Epstein files.
so trump would deport Superman. an alien immigrant adopted by a childless couple.
July 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
so trump would deport Superman. an alien immigrant adopted by a childless couple.
Chopped doesn't impress me. Ever work for minimum wage? You'll make tuna, jelly beans, horseradish, and hot dog buns work the day before payday.
June 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Chopped doesn't impress me. Ever work for minimum wage? You'll make tuna, jelly beans, horseradish, and hot dog buns work the day before payday.
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Our episode this week has @eddietheaxe.bsky.social 🪓 joining us to talk about 1990's Hardware!!! Is there a downside to repurposed art?!? 🎨 Let's find out!!!
megaphone.link/AOR6453055415
megaphone.link/AOR6453055415
June 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Our episode this week has @eddietheaxe.bsky.social 🪓 joining us to talk about 1990's Hardware!!! Is there a downside to repurposed art?!? 🎨 Let's find out!!!
megaphone.link/AOR6453055415
megaphone.link/AOR6453055415
Conservatism often leans toward fascism because it's rooted in the person's interpretation of their faith and It does not take a generous interpretation of the word fascist to deem God one.
May 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Conservatism often leans toward fascism because it's rooted in the person's interpretation of their faith and It does not take a generous interpretation of the word fascist to deem God one.
We're bringing back one of my personal favorites to The Bloodybits Horror Show.. Hunting for Strange!
May 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
We're bringing back one of my personal favorites to The Bloodybits Horror Show.. Hunting for Strange!
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What’s a movie you think nobody but you and a handful of people have heard of, that you think is a fantastic film?
#filmsky #scriptsky
#filmsky #scriptsky
May 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
What’s a movie you think nobody but you and a handful of people have heard of, that you think is a fantastic film?
#filmsky #scriptsky
#filmsky #scriptsky
This week on The Bloodybits Horror Show, Asherz and I are gonna. Party like it's 1999, and by that I mean discuss End of Days. Satan's flamin piss batman! Check it out www.bloodybits.com/ep244-end-of...
EP244 - End Of Days
Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Ash-Holes. This week Asherz and I are going back to 1999. A time of hope, optimism, and brooding edgelord Arnold as we discuss End Of Da…
www.bloodybits.com
May 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This week on The Bloodybits Horror Show, Asherz and I are gonna. Party like it's 1999, and by that I mean discuss End of Days. Satan's flamin piss batman! Check it out www.bloodybits.com/ep244-end-of...
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I wanna play!
Page 23 for #WhateverWednesday from We Are GLASS, my sci-fi/thriller feature that made QF in a contest today. #scriptsky
Page 23 for #WhateverWednesday from We Are GLASS, my sci-fi/thriller feature that made QF in a contest today. #scriptsky
April 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I wanna play!
Page 23 for #WhateverWednesday from We Are GLASS, my sci-fi/thriller feature that made QF in a contest today. #scriptsky
Page 23 for #WhateverWednesday from We Are GLASS, my sci-fi/thriller feature that made QF in a contest today. #scriptsky