E Womack
@ecwomack.bsky.social
Born in Texas but got to Philly as fast as I could. Victorian studies, painting, gardening, & naps.
Opinions expressed here are my own and do not represent those of my employer or any other organization.
Opinions expressed here are my own and do not represent those of my employer or any other organization.
I get that topic a lot also. The GOAT paper. Borrrrrrinnnnnng.
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I get that topic a lot also. The GOAT paper. Borrrrrrinnnnnng.
As I always say, the best Halloween costume is an elaborate inside joke about declining public transportation infrastructure by way of a 40-year-old science fiction franchise. Particularly in combination with a lizard that critiques nuclear war. Halloween is famously a holiday of ideas.
November 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
As I always say, the best Halloween costume is an elaborate inside joke about declining public transportation infrastructure by way of a 40-year-old science fiction franchise. Particularly in combination with a lizard that critiques nuclear war. Halloween is famously a holiday of ideas.
Oh God, new nightmare unlocked. I shall old place it alongside “toilet snake.”
September 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Oh God, new nightmare unlocked. I shall old place it alongside “toilet snake.”
See: every man I’ve ever sat next to on any plane while
flying solo. “You have a PhD in Victorian Literature? DiD yOu KnOw DiCkEnS wAs PaiD By ThE wOrD????”
flying solo. “You have a PhD in Victorian Literature? DiD yOu KnOw DiCkEnS wAs PaiD By ThE wOrD????”
August 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
See: every man I’ve ever sat next to on any plane while
flying solo. “You have a PhD in Victorian Literature? DiD yOu KnOw DiCkEnS wAs PaiD By ThE wOrD????”
flying solo. “You have a PhD in Victorian Literature? DiD yOu KnOw DiCkEnS wAs PaiD By ThE wOrD????”
This is on my McSweeney’s “best of all time” list. Elegant in its simplicity.
August 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is on my McSweeney’s “best of all time” list. Elegant in its simplicity.
Partially Naked Ladies
August 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Partially Naked Ladies
Iggy Peck, Architect! By Beaty/Roberts.
August 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Iggy Peck, Architect! By Beaty/Roberts.
Before there were computer databases to make sure you weren’t a bigamist, they read banns each week for three weeks in the Anglican church so neighbors had time to wreck it for you. That’s why people eloped to Scotland if they were in a hurry. Poor manners to wait for the wedding but much more fun!
July 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Before there were computer databases to make sure you weren’t a bigamist, they read banns each week for three weeks in the Anglican church so neighbors had time to wreck it for you. That’s why people eloped to Scotland if they were in a hurry. Poor manners to wait for the wedding but much more fun!
Ugh I hate that. It compounds my fear that any strange toilet in the dark has a 2% chance of hiding a snake. (Also I assume they are dirty.)
July 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Ugh I hate that. It compounds my fear that any strange toilet in the dark has a 2% chance of hiding a snake. (Also I assume they are dirty.)
When it comes to making illegal left turns from the rightmost lane (which might also be a bike lane or parking spot), Philly is king.
July 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
When it comes to making illegal left turns from the rightmost lane (which might also be a bike lane or parking spot), Philly is king.