I just want a giant squishmallow of him.

Mostly it’s because she will see you later though.

Booooooo

Can I also point out that “Aunt” or “Auntie” in many cultures is an honorific for any older female that is associated with a family? - signed, proud auntie of several Indian children.

She has resting murder face.

Got new knives for Christmas last year - they literally can cut me if I bump against the knife block but lemme tell you they are awesome. At least once I gave the obligatory blood sacrifice.

It feels far more impressive just to walk into the room and see her on the drapery.