Eddie
@ebword.bsky.social
(they/them)
Sentient liminal space in ROC 🏳️⚧️✨️
Sentient liminal space in ROC 🏳️⚧️✨️
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If you're asking me, is it safe? No no, always no, but you should do it anyway
June 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If you're asking me, is it safe? No no, always no, but you should do it anyway
probably gonna survive the day, guess i need to floss
June 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
probably gonna survive the day, guess i need to floss
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lol suck on my hot throbbing 3rd Amendment
June 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
lol suck on my hot throbbing 3rd Amendment
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got to watch two very dear friends get married today. beautiful evening of a whole room full of people discussing how much we love our friends
happy pride babes
happy pride babes
June 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
got to watch two very dear friends get married today. beautiful evening of a whole room full of people discussing how much we love our friends
happy pride babes
happy pride babes
cannot relate to the guys who claim they started t and stopped being able to cry.
skill issue?
nearly 2 years in, i've got access to emotions i didn't even know existed now, and they ALL make me cry
✌️😭👍
skill issue?
nearly 2 years in, i've got access to emotions i didn't even know existed now, and they ALL make me cry
✌️😭👍
June 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
cannot relate to the guys who claim they started t and stopped being able to cry.
skill issue?
nearly 2 years in, i've got access to emotions i didn't even know existed now, and they ALL make me cry
✌️😭👍
skill issue?
nearly 2 years in, i've got access to emotions i didn't even know existed now, and they ALL make me cry
✌️😭👍
i am in my element, high af and watching the last unicorn
May 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i am in my element, high af and watching the last unicorn
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old Soviet joke:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn't buy the paper. One day the vendor asks him what he's up to.
Guy says: "Looking for an obituary."
Vendor says "those are towards the back of the paper, comrade."
Guy says: "Not the one I'm looking for."
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn't buy the paper. One day the vendor asks him what he's up to.
Guy says: "Looking for an obituary."
Vendor says "those are towards the back of the paper, comrade."
Guy says: "Not the one I'm looking for."
May 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
old Soviet joke:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn't buy the paper. One day the vendor asks him what he's up to.
Guy says: "Looking for an obituary."
Vendor says "those are towards the back of the paper, comrade."
Guy says: "Not the one I'm looking for."
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn't buy the paper. One day the vendor asks him what he's up to.
Guy says: "Looking for an obituary."
Vendor says "those are towards the back of the paper, comrade."
Guy says: "Not the one I'm looking for."
omg what i wouldn't give to be fictional
May 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
omg what i wouldn't give to be fictional
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it's pretty funny that the people who were calling us npcs a few years back are all best friends with llms now
May 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's pretty funny that the people who were calling us npcs a few years back are all best friends with llms now
license plate on the car in front of me: FTN
my brain: female to nope :3
my brain: female to nope :3
May 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
license plate on the car in front of me: FTN
my brain: female to nope :3
my brain: female to nope :3
why do i need chatgpt, if an autocorrect is funny enough i already leave it in
May 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
why do i need chatgpt, if an autocorrect is funny enough i already leave it in
getting high in the parking lot by my apt. and there's a lady moving trash bags from one dumpster to an identical one next to it. Like definitely not all hers, just whatever happens to be there. part of me wants to ask what she's doing but mostly she seems content and i don't want to interrupt
May 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
getting high in the parking lot by my apt. and there's a lady moving trash bags from one dumpster to an identical one next to it. Like definitely not all hers, just whatever happens to be there. part of me wants to ask what she's doing but mostly she seems content and i don't want to interrupt
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
anybody got cat-sized dust masks so i can sand plastic without disturbing my counterpart?
May 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
anybody got cat-sized dust masks so i can sand plastic without disturbing my counterpart?
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I’ve never met a trans man who didn’t look like he believes in Bigfoot.
May 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I’ve never met a trans man who didn’t look like he believes in Bigfoot.
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you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
i'm sorry stranger i gave my detergent to this morning, it was far too late by the time i realized you'd dumped at least a cup and a half of soap into the single load washer
April 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
i'm sorry stranger i gave my detergent to this morning, it was far too late by the time i realized you'd dumped at least a cup and a half of soap into the single load washer
at what point do the t shots neutralize the eldest daughter trauma
April 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
at what point do the t shots neutralize the eldest daughter trauma
They are un-documenting POC and trans Americans but the most important thing about my day is i have to apologize to a grown man for saying the f-word last week
April 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
They are un-documenting POC and trans Americans but the most important thing about my day is i have to apologize to a grown man for saying the f-word last week
sometimes when i get so anxious out in public, i gotta remind myself i have ugly weirdo privilege and mostly people are trying to ignore me and the ones that aren't, are mostly glad I'm not near them
April 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
sometimes when i get so anxious out in public, i gotta remind myself i have ugly weirdo privilege and mostly people are trying to ignore me and the ones that aren't, are mostly glad I'm not near them
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Me when it's the first nice day outside in months
April 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me when it's the first nice day outside in months
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Worth emphasizing that Luigi Mangione hasn't done anything wrong
Primarily because he hasn't been convicted and the evidence is shaky at best.
Primarily because he hasn't been convicted and the evidence is shaky at best.
April 5, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Worth emphasizing that Luigi Mangione hasn't done anything wrong
Primarily because he hasn't been convicted and the evidence is shaky at best.
Primarily because he hasn't been convicted and the evidence is shaky at best.
One of us here fuckin LIVES for laundry day
April 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
One of us here fuckin LIVES for laundry day