Elisabeth Bromberg
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Elisabeth Bromberg
@ebroms.bsky.social
she/her. childless millennial pet lady. brand strategist. professional overthinker. unprofessional meme curator. external processor. amateur wine snob.
I literally can’t stop myself. Notification from USPS: “Your package will be delivered today!”
The voice inside my head: Your MOM’s package will be delivered today.”

All the time
August 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Truly honored by your respect! honestly was worried I’d been bothering you
July 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I personally will do what it takes even though I'm both immunocompromised and built like a 12 year boy
July 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I mean if you needed an argument against capitalism, this is certainly it
July 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I said his name
June 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
To express my sincere love and gratitude
June 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
uh as someone who a) has a distinctively jewish surname and b) am pretty opposed to anti-semitism and, you know, stereotyping in general, I find this deeply problematic.
June 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I wish phrases like these included who first said them because if I ever came up with something as brilliant as this, I would want it to be on record
June 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Not sure if this may be a result of recent #OpenAI or #ChatGPT updates, but should note it's happening in 4o mode in a pro account, not the newer model. Anyone seeing the same?
June 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM