Elisabeth Bromberg
@ebroms.bsky.social
she/her. childless millennial pet lady. brand strategist. professional overthinker. unprofessional meme curator. external processor. amateur wine snob.
welcome to World War 3, it’s Saturday night
June 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
welcome to World War 3, it’s Saturday night
I’m sorry but considering the volume of current events headlines we’ve probably all gotten news alerts for in the last 2 days, this News motivation was so out-of-place that I almost did a spit-take.
May 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’m sorry but considering the volume of current events headlines we’ve probably all gotten news alerts for in the last 2 days, this News motivation was so out-of-place that I almost did a spit-take.
I wonder how many people are watching this on my flight
May 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I wonder how many people are watching this on my flight
My flight to LHR is about to take off and I’m already homesick for my pets 😭😭😭
May 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My flight to LHR is about to take off and I’m already homesick for my pets 😭😭😭
please enjoy this photo of my cat vibing next to a bouquet of flowers my mom sent me “just because” 🥹
February 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
please enjoy this photo of my cat vibing next to a bouquet of flowers my mom sent me “just because” 🥹
getting some x-rays and scans today and can we please talk about these hysterical bloomers they have me wearing, I hope I get to keep them
February 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
getting some x-rays and scans today and can we please talk about these hysterical bloomers they have me wearing, I hope I get to keep them
Agreed and I wrote a bit about this in my latest Substack post (sorry for the shameless promo but I’ve been grappling a lot with the “right” reaction!)
open.substack.com/pub/unexpect...
open.substack.com/pub/unexpect...
February 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Agreed and I wrote a bit about this in my latest Substack post (sorry for the shameless promo but I’ve been grappling a lot with the “right” reaction!)
open.substack.com/pub/unexpect...
open.substack.com/pub/unexpect...
I’m sorry but this headline on my GI doctor’s website makes me laugh. Digestion + passion are two words that do not go together
February 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I’m sorry but this headline on my GI doctor’s website makes me laugh. Digestion + passion are two words that do not go together
me doomscrolling and ruining my day before it’s even 10:30 AM
#oopsididitagain
#oopsididitagain
February 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
me doomscrolling and ruining my day before it’s even 10:30 AM
#oopsididitagain
#oopsididitagain
guys I’m really proud of this content I made for my cat’s TikTok
February 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
guys I’m really proud of this content I made for my cat’s TikTok
why are my cat and my dog the same person
February 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
why are my cat and my dog the same person
it was my funny dog's 11th birthday this weekend. enjoy this video of him enjoying a homemade pupcake (I baked it myself!)
February 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
it was my funny dog's 11th birthday this weekend. enjoy this video of him enjoying a homemade pupcake (I baked it myself!)
so I know Amazon is the worst etc etc but I really appreciate their UX of telling you if you’ve previously purchased something on the product page
February 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
so I know Amazon is the worst etc etc but I really appreciate their UX of telling you if you’ve previously purchased something on the product page
My cat Naomi is right there with her.
January 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My cat Naomi is right there with her.
my favorite thing about my Maine coon cat, Naomi (besides everything) is how she always shows up to hang out next to me whenever I’m feeling stressed. Zero demands. Just there.
January 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
my favorite thing about my Maine coon cat, Naomi (besides everything) is how she always shows up to hang out next to me whenever I’m feeling stressed. Zero demands. Just there.
me trying to stay up to date with news and politics in the US while protecting my peace (featuring my maine coon cat Naomi)
January 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
me trying to stay up to date with news and politics in the US while protecting my peace (featuring my maine coon cat Naomi)
once again I am begging to know what it’s like to be as carefree and unencumbered by *gestures at everything* as my cat
January 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
once again I am begging to know what it’s like to be as carefree and unencumbered by *gestures at everything* as my cat
oh, to be as worry free as my cat. it must be nice to have only 1 brain cell and zero responsibilities other than existing and being cute, while also having a body composition that is essentially a combination pillow/blanket with legs
January 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
oh, to be as worry free as my cat. it must be nice to have only 1 brain cell and zero responsibilities other than existing and being cute, while also having a body composition that is essentially a combination pillow/blanket with legs
my favorite thing about being in bed is that I can see the moon rising directly outside the window
also yikes looks like I need to clean my window
also yikes looks like I need to clean my window
January 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
my favorite thing about being in bed is that I can see the moon rising directly outside the window
also yikes looks like I need to clean my window
also yikes looks like I need to clean my window
is pixelfed's captcha ableist? we ask legless animals, tonight at 6
January 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
is pixelfed's captcha ableist? we ask legless animals, tonight at 6
my dog's face as he gets taken out for the 14th time because he ate a quarter tub of freeze dried chicken treats
(don't worry, this was taken a couple of nights ago and he's fine now!)
(don't worry, this was taken a couple of nights ago and he's fine now!)
January 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
my dog's face as he gets taken out for the 14th time because he ate a quarter tub of freeze dried chicken treats
(don't worry, this was taken a couple of nights ago and he's fine now!)
(don't worry, this was taken a couple of nights ago and he's fine now!)
BREAKING: Leaked Photo Captured by Marketing Executive Working From Bed Says What Words Can’t About How RTO Falls Short
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
BREAKING: Leaked Photo Captured by Marketing Executive Working From Bed Says What Words Can’t About How RTO Falls Short