eb
@ebmcmuffin.bsky.social
31, i guess || they/them || free palestine || horrendously gay and a terrible gamer
y’all ever feel like a massive failure bc you feel bad that your mom MIGHT feel like a failure herself due to the fact her only child is devastatingly mentally ill? just me? cool aight happy colonizers day
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
y’all ever feel like a massive failure bc you feel bad that your mom MIGHT feel like a failure herself due to the fact her only child is devastatingly mentally ill? just me? cool aight happy colonizers day
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The House takes 2 months off & finally reports back to work & promptly spends the next week filing censure motions against each other & attending black tie dinners w/Saudis while the clock counts down for 24 million people to have their health insurance premiums spike in 42 days.
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The House takes 2 months off & finally reports back to work & promptly spends the next week filing censure motions against each other & attending black tie dinners w/Saudis while the clock counts down for 24 million people to have their health insurance premiums spike in 42 days.
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Mark your calendars! 🚨 Celebrating turning 32 (old) and also the community hitting 70/30 with my most ambitious stream yet! A 4 day streamathon! Putting in a lot of effort behind the scenes and I'm excited to do something way out of my comfort zone!
Big shoutout Laurel_Lazuli for the graphic!
Big shoutout Laurel_Lazuli for the graphic!
November 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Mark your calendars! 🚨 Celebrating turning 32 (old) and also the community hitting 70/30 with my most ambitious stream yet! A 4 day streamathon! Putting in a lot of effort behind the scenes and I'm excited to do something way out of my comfort zone!
Big shoutout Laurel_Lazuli for the graphic!
Big shoutout Laurel_Lazuli for the graphic!
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To put this in scale, Elon Musk's salary from Tesla alone could fund the SNAP program for the entire country into 2034.
Tesla CEO Elon Musk scored a resounding victory on Thursday as shareholders approved a pay package of as much as $878 billion over the next decade, endorsing his vision of morphing the EV maker into an AI and robotics juggernaut.
Tesla shareholders approve $878 billion pay plan for Elon Musk
Tesla CEO Elon Musk scored a resounding victory on Thursday as shareholders approved a pay package of as much as $878 billion over the next decade, endorsing his vision of morphing the EV maker into an AI and robotics juggernaut.
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November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
To put this in scale, Elon Musk's salary from Tesla alone could fund the SNAP program for the entire country into 2034.
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September 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
yesterday would’ve been my parents’ anniversary too so like i’m already emotionally not in the best place thx
August 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
yesterday would’ve been my parents’ anniversary too so like i’m already emotionally not in the best place thx
spent an hour of my day today getting told i’ve done some shit wrong and they focused solely on the negatives and now my brain is spiraling hehe
i need to finish this project but i can’t focus on shit
i need to finish this project but i can’t focus on shit
August 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
spent an hour of my day today getting told i’ve done some shit wrong and they focused solely on the negatives and now my brain is spiraling hehe
i need to finish this project but i can’t focus on shit
i need to finish this project but i can’t focus on shit
look all i’m saying is what if we made showering/hygiene less mentally taxing
August 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
look all i’m saying is what if we made showering/hygiene less mentally taxing
chat if i ignore my debt it just goes away right
August 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
chat if i ignore my debt it just goes away right
dissociated HARD during therapy YEAH
August 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
dissociated HARD during therapy YEAH
therapy in 45 min and i didn’t shower or brush my teeth and i’m so anxious bc i’m gonna have to be like “hey yeah dint” and they’re gonna make me dig into why or my emotions or some shit like pls send help i don’t want to
August 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
therapy in 45 min and i didn’t shower or brush my teeth and i’m so anxious bc i’m gonna have to be like “hey yeah dint” and they’re gonna make me dig into why or my emotions or some shit like pls send help i don’t want to
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reminder that you can’t pick and choose which genocide to stand up against. you either condemn EVERY genocide and occupation or you’re for the oppressor.
August 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
reminder that you can’t pick and choose which genocide to stand up against. you either condemn EVERY genocide and occupation or you’re for the oppressor.
tell me why my anxiety got me apologizing to my boss for having “too many appointments” to work around every week (appts are all for mental health stuff)
like no one would expect an apology for a physical condition right and they don’t even know it’s mh-related so whyyyyy am i apologizing
like no one would expect an apology for a physical condition right and they don’t even know it’s mh-related so whyyyyy am i apologizing
August 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
tell me why my anxiety got me apologizing to my boss for having “too many appointments” to work around every week (appts are all for mental health stuff)
like no one would expect an apology for a physical condition right and they don’t even know it’s mh-related so whyyyyy am i apologizing
like no one would expect an apology for a physical condition right and they don’t even know it’s mh-related so whyyyyy am i apologizing
any minders if i just drop the chickens cuddling
August 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
any minders if i just drop the chickens cuddling
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If you don’t know who I’m talking about I mean MADDIE B RAPS!!
YES the person who compares themselves to oppressed people of color!! YES the person who throws around the word nazi!!! YES the person who compared me and my friends to ICE AGENTS!!!! If you’re friends with them BLOCK ME
YES the person who compares themselves to oppressed people of color!! YES the person who throws around the word nazi!!! YES the person who compared me and my friends to ICE AGENTS!!!! If you’re friends with them BLOCK ME
if ur moots with them block me too btw
August 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
If you don’t know who I’m talking about I mean MADDIE B RAPS!!
YES the person who compares themselves to oppressed people of color!! YES the person who throws around the word nazi!!! YES the person who compared me and my friends to ICE AGENTS!!!! If you’re friends with them BLOCK ME
YES the person who compares themselves to oppressed people of color!! YES the person who throws around the word nazi!!! YES the person who compared me and my friends to ICE AGENTS!!!! If you’re friends with them BLOCK ME
it’s also 9:30 and i already want to hit my pen-tagon am i addicted
August 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
it’s also 9:30 and i already want to hit my pen-tagon am i addicted
sitting here an hour and a half into work like where tf is my motivation and i look over…haven’t taken my meds yet OOPS there it is
August 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
sitting here an hour and a half into work like where tf is my motivation and i look over…haven’t taken my meds yet OOPS there it is
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ok you know what’s funny with this whole thing is a friend of theirs was formerly a friend of mine and was a piece of shit so i really shoulda known
August 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
ok you know what’s funny with this whole thing is a friend of theirs was formerly a friend of mine and was a piece of shit so i really shoulda known
my boss didn’t outright say it but i think he wants me on the east coast schedule which means getting on at 7:30-7:45 ish. uhhhhh it’s almost 2am i’m so fucked for tomorrow
August 7, 2025 at 6:56 AM
my boss didn’t outright say it but i think he wants me on the east coast schedule which means getting on at 7:30-7:45 ish. uhhhhh it’s almost 2am i’m so fucked for tomorrow
i fucked myself over this weekend with cat sitting and way overbooked. pls save me
August 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
i fucked myself over this weekend with cat sitting and way overbooked. pls save me
btw everyone look how cute gus and jack are watching me aza
August 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
btw everyone look how cute gus and jack are watching me aza
my therapist is gonna come for my ass tomorrow bc i was supposed to shower twice and my depressed ass has not done so. dooooo i cancel the appointment and what's my excuse
a close up of a purple object with smoke coming out of it in a dark room .
ALT: a close up of a purple object with smoke coming out of it in a dark room .
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August 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
my therapist is gonna come for my ass tomorrow bc i was supposed to shower twice and my depressed ass has not done so. dooooo i cancel the appointment and what's my excuse
also guys i'm scared i've had to work lurk so except for sunday i missed EVERYTHING going on in the community and i have no idea whomst i should be blocking lmfao so i guess if you're a piece of shit who messes with my internet people i will fight u
August 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
also guys i'm scared i've had to work lurk so except for sunday i missed EVERYTHING going on in the community and i have no idea whomst i should be blocking lmfao so i guess if you're a piece of shit who messes with my internet people i will fight u