Ehren Battermann
@ebattermann.bsky.social
SQL Server & Informatica developer at Trinity Health HQ. On Bluesky mainly for tech, entertainment, & humor. Cat-obsessed. Hoopy frood who always knows where his towel is.
lol she got under his trumplethinskin, and he (predictably) lashed out at her with the grace of a toddler. Props to the reporter for not rising to his childish bait, & for getting such a transparent reaction out of him
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
lol she got under his trumplethinskin, and he (predictably) lashed out at her with the grace of a toddler. Props to the reporter for not rising to his childish bait, & for getting such a transparent reaction out of him
such a sour puss 😁🥰
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
such a sour puss 😁🥰
looks like he's got big, shaggy eyebrows there 🥰
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
looks like he's got big, shaggy eyebrows there 🥰
Good biopic, great man
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Good biopic, great man
You got the sauce already for that nugget 😜 Good on ya, & may your holiday week be blessed with exactly the right amount of chimkin
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You got the sauce already for that nugget 😜 Good on ya, & may your holiday week be blessed with exactly the right amount of chimkin
Is that Pumpkin tummy a trap, or...
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Is that Pumpkin tummy a trap, or...
He's a loveable-looking meatball of unusual size 🙂
I recently got to see jealousy with my cat & a neighborhood visiting kitty.. She started laying her head on my shoulder. I'm surprised & delighted at the affection, but don't want her to feel jealous, so extra pets & attention for her
I recently got to see jealousy with my cat & a neighborhood visiting kitty.. She started laying her head on my shoulder. I'm surprised & delighted at the affection, but don't want her to feel jealous, so extra pets & attention for her
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
He's a loveable-looking meatball of unusual size 🙂
I recently got to see jealousy with my cat & a neighborhood visiting kitty.. She started laying her head on my shoulder. I'm surprised & delighted at the affection, but don't want her to feel jealous, so extra pets & attention for her
I recently got to see jealousy with my cat & a neighborhood visiting kitty.. She started laying her head on my shoulder. I'm surprised & delighted at the affection, but don't want her to feel jealous, so extra pets & attention for her
I don't think even an infinite number of monkeys typing could ever get there
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I don't think even an infinite number of monkeys typing could ever get there
Lol. Lmao, even
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Lol. Lmao, even
Pics you can hear 😂
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Pics you can hear 😂
May your day be filled w glorious whisker scritches
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
May your day be filled w glorious whisker scritches
Also known as, take off, nuke the site from orbit
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Also known as, take off, nuke the site from orbit
hand in pocket too?
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
hand in pocket too?
That tp roll follows an impressive -- if not unexpected, when it comes to cats -- route 😆
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
That tp roll follows an impressive -- if not unexpected, when it comes to cats -- route 😆
Beautiful color & floof. I hope he's a snuggly guy & also has a streak of being a mischievous man 😅
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Beautiful color & floof. I hope he's a snuggly guy & also has a streak of being a mischievous man 😅
Pretty ginger girl!
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Pretty ginger girl!
I love floofy cats, though yes, the struggle w mats is real. Mine isn't a Persian, but she's pretty fluffy, yet she's kinda meh on brushing. So I started having the local groomer give her a lion cut every summer (just leave a fair bit of mane & a puffball tail, shave the rest short) & she LOVES it
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I love floofy cats, though yes, the struggle w mats is real. Mine isn't a Persian, but she's pretty fluffy, yet she's kinda meh on brushing. So I started having the local groomer give her a lion cut every summer (just leave a fair bit of mane & a puffball tail, shave the rest short) & she LOVES it
That is amazing, & she's adorable😊
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
That is amazing, & she's adorable😊
"He is so overpowered that they're thinking of renaming Mary Sue to Elon Musk" -- grok, probably
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
"He is so overpowered that they're thinking of renaming Mary Sue to Elon Musk" -- grok, probably
I know, I'm still 💀 laughing about this 😂
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I know, I'm still 💀 laughing about this 😂