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abolish ICE and DHS

from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
On release, when you asked chatgpt-5 how many "B's" were in "blueberry" it would get wrong multiple times
October 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I'm not gonna pretend that I knew who she was before today but I don't see how "please sanction my country because I don't like my president" is working tirelessly for democracy
October 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
that's the guy who retweeted an innocuous post about Gen z kids voting for Harris that they "would be his concubines"
October 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
September 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"Republicans are not nazis"
September 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
pirate yakuza in hawaii is amazing and you're just going to have to trust me on that
August 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
i was just reminded of this exchange and i'm stuck trying to understand if this is supposed to be a burn
August 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
August 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
these mfers really said "the screens going to ask you a question" but for laundering cartel money
August 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
same energy
August 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
this is how Republicans govern at every level
August 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Mamdani got 573k votes in the NYC Dem primary. maybe the takeaway isn't "messaging discipline" where you pretend to have progressive policies and actually have concrete progressive policies.
July 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
have them in a pen somewhere writing memos to no one, doing pretend layoffs, have a random number generator for their stock prices

imagine how much damage to the economy could be avoided if CEOs were busy like Jerry trying to plug in HDMI cables
July 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"be expelled from your homes forever or be labeled a terrorist and murdered"
July 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
July 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Republicans every time they want to defund benefits to pay for tax cuts for themselves:
July 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
McKinsey's business MO is telling you whatever you want to hear as long as those $10m checks keep clearing.
June 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
more like this?
June 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
blocking me doesn't make my point any less valid, you're not being productive. don't act like the dems you care so much about
June 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I think we're pretty close to bullying Elon into doing something really funny
May 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
May 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"Faithful administration of the law and the president's policies" is literally a contradiction of itself
May 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
April 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
no pushback at all from the WSJ on this not being true and a barely hidden white supremacist dog whistle
April 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM