EatingPiie
@eatingpiie.bsky.social
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EatingPiie
@eatingpiie.bsky.social
· Dec 8
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Hello if you start posting reposting too much negative or sad stuff I’ll have to unfollow. I left twitter for a reason.
Hello if you start posting reposting too much negative or sad stuff I’ll have to unfollow. I left twitter for a reason.
Hi @pamtoo.bsky.social not to cause any drama here but I’m not a fan of your followers! Not a single one tagged me about their pie eating endeavors.
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hi @pamtoo.bsky.social not to cause any drama here but I’m not a fan of your followers! Not a single one tagged me about their pie eating endeavors.
Is it a tornado siren warning everyone to take cover? Or is it Anh’s morning alarm?
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Is it a tornado siren warning everyone to take cover? Or is it Anh’s morning alarm?
Tell that to my wife
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Tell that to my wife
That was the most turned on I’ve ever been inside The Carousel of Progress.
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
That was the most turned on I’ve ever been inside The Carousel of Progress.
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My brother couldn’t get into the menendez brothers show because “they only killed 2 people” 🤨
October 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My brother couldn’t get into the menendez brothers show because “they only killed 2 people” 🤨
My McDonald’s order was brought to my car today in a big bag with handles. It was a really humbling moment.
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My McDonald’s order was brought to my car today in a big bag with handles. It was a really humbling moment.
For the last six months or so, every time I’ve been in their house I’ve moved a specific thing about a quarter inch in one direction. They have yet to notice.
October 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
For the last six months or so, every time I’ve been in their house I’ve moved a specific thing about a quarter inch in one direction. They have yet to notice.
Thinking about the time on Facebook one of my best friends announced the death of her mother and i laugh reacted to it on accident and didn’t notice for 8 hours
October 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Thinking about the time on Facebook one of my best friends announced the death of her mother and i laugh reacted to it on accident and didn’t notice for 8 hours
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Me, myself and fries
October 19, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Me, myself and fries
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You know the season is changing when you linger a while by the warmth of the rotisserie chicken display
October 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
You know the season is changing when you linger a while by the warmth of the rotisserie chicken display
I got logged out of Bluesky and didn’t notice for like two weeks so I apologize
October 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I got logged out of Bluesky and didn’t notice for like two weeks so I apologize
Today's the actual day #BanditHeeler has his license expire! In Australia the date is written dd/mm/year.
October 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Today's the actual day #BanditHeeler has his license expire! In Australia the date is written dd/mm/year.
Why is he telling me about his uvula
October 1, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Why is he telling me about his uvula
Sometimes when I need Oliver to move I purposely pretend to jostle around the area he is or move a pillow or something and then I act all surprised and confused when he leaves to make him feel like it’s his fault
September 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Sometimes when I need Oliver to move I purposely pretend to jostle around the area he is or move a pillow or something and then I act all surprised and confused when he leaves to make him feel like it’s his fault
Today I got quarters from my mother for the arcade like I’m 12 years old
September 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Today I got quarters from my mother for the arcade like I’m 12 years old
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I would absolutely follow a rolling wheel of cheese into the creepy woods.
September 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I would absolutely follow a rolling wheel of cheese into the creepy woods.
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Funny how after 50, "Waking up pissed" can mean 2 different things
August 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Funny how after 50, "Waking up pissed" can mean 2 different things
My sister struggles to organize her apps into properly named folders
September 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My sister struggles to organize her apps into properly named folders
I tried some fried squid today. Not really a fan. The taste was… Not terrible. But I couldn’t get past the rubberiness of eating an actual squid 🦑
September 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I tried some fried squid today. Not really a fan. The taste was… Not terrible. But I couldn’t get past the rubberiness of eating an actual squid 🦑
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What are you wearing?
1. rumpled sweater & cat hair
2. soft pants & wine stains
3. no pants & some regrets
4. exhaustion & darkness
1. rumpled sweater & cat hair
2. soft pants & wine stains
3. no pants & some regrets
4. exhaustion & darkness
September 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
What are you wearing?
1. rumpled sweater & cat hair
2. soft pants & wine stains
3. no pants & some regrets
4. exhaustion & darkness
1. rumpled sweater & cat hair
2. soft pants & wine stains
3. no pants & some regrets
4. exhaustion & darkness
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My blood pressure may be high, but even more concerning, my brown gravy levels are extremely low.
September 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My blood pressure may be high, but even more concerning, my brown gravy levels are extremely low.
If you absolutely had to guess, how many teeth do you have?
Exactly.
This is the problem with America today.
Exactly.
This is the problem with America today.
August 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If you absolutely had to guess, how many teeth do you have?
Exactly.
This is the problem with America today.
Exactly.
This is the problem with America today.
Applebees: the official sponsor of Dexter
August 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Applebees: the official sponsor of Dexter
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I took a milk bath to soften my skin, but now I have Lucky Charms marshmallows stuck all over my body.
August 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I took a milk bath to soften my skin, but now I have Lucky Charms marshmallows stuck all over my body.