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one day the magic will come back. all of it.
one day the magic will come back. all of it.
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nowing ones complane of my post the fust edition had no stops I put in a Nuf here and thay may peper and solt it as they plese
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
i am the kind of ill where you can't get warm for love nor money, but as soon as you manage an hour of uncomfortable sleep, everything in a 5 foot radius of you is drenched in sweat
December 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
i am the kind of ill where you can't get warm for love nor money, but as soon as you manage an hour of uncomfortable sleep, everything in a 5 foot radius of you is drenched in sweat
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Guys I'm TIRED of explaining this. Greebles have TWO boges, ONE quiff and ONE dunth. Don't make me explain it again!
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Guys I'm TIRED of explaining this. Greebles have TWO boges, ONE quiff and ONE dunth. Don't make me explain it again!
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For decades, Greebles have been used as stimuli in psychology studies on facial recognition. Greebles come in five families (Samar, Galli, Osmit, Radok and Tasio) and two genders (plok and glip).
Though nobody is sure where they come from, science owes these odd creatures an enormous debt.
Though nobody is sure where they come from, science owes these odd creatures an enormous debt.
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
For decades, Greebles have been used as stimuli in psychology studies on facial recognition. Greebles come in five families (Samar, Galli, Osmit, Radok and Tasio) and two genders (plok and glip).
Though nobody is sure where they come from, science owes these odd creatures an enormous debt.
Though nobody is sure where they come from, science owes these odd creatures an enormous debt.
did the biannual haircut today, took off more than i was intending - like 4-5 inches? it rules though, i'm so happy with it. just touches my shoulders
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
did the biannual haircut today, took off more than i was intending - like 4-5 inches? it rules though, i'm so happy with it. just touches my shoulders
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oh my god cocona i’m so proud
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
oh my god cocona i’m so proud
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Actually somewhat-massive news, COCONA, one of the members of the all-Japanese based-in-Korea group XG, has come out as non-binary transmasc and having had top surgery
Which for an active idol in either country is just unheard of, never mind one at such a big group. They look amazing!
Which for an active idol in either country is just unheard of, never mind one at such a big group. They look amazing!
XG’s Cocona Comes Out as Transmasculine, Nonbinary
The 20-year-old rapper announced the news in an Instagram post: “I was born and perceived as female, but that label never represented who I truly am. I live in a way that feels more masculine and true...
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December 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Actually somewhat-massive news, COCONA, one of the members of the all-Japanese based-in-Korea group XG, has come out as non-binary transmasc and having had top surgery
Which for an active idol in either country is just unheard of, never mind one at such a big group. They look amazing!
Which for an active idol in either country is just unheard of, never mind one at such a big group. They look amazing!
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i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
"omg is it so fun to just sit and play all day?"
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What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
"omg is it so fun to just sit and play all day?"
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this game continues to surprise me. how many ways to persuade Illuminata in the first 30 minutes... and how also to thoroughly piss her off
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
this game continues to surprise me. how many ways to persuade Illuminata in the first 30 minutes... and how also to thoroughly piss her off
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I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
September 16, 2023 at 10:12 PM
I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Good lasagne today lads
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Good lasagne today lads
i LOVE ejae getting her dues and kdhun getting huge, and it still all rules, but nothing kills Golden and Soda Pop like having to listen to it several times a day at work. 3 year olds just can't be bothered to learn the lyrics, you know?
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i LOVE ejae getting her dues and kdhun getting huge, and it still all rules, but nothing kills Golden and Soda Pop like having to listen to it several times a day at work. 3 year olds just can't be bothered to learn the lyrics, you know?
aaah yesterday i was walking into town in my sparkly dress and the woman walking ahead of me with her toddler turned around and like... jumpscared? and went "omg i love your dress. look the lady has such a sparkly dress"
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
aaah yesterday i was walking into town in my sparkly dress and the woman walking ahead of me with her toddler turned around and like... jumpscared? and went "omg i love your dress. look the lady has such a sparkly dress"
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
Red apple is cute but I am a green apple I think
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Red apple is cute but I am a green apple I think
hm. deputy manager job has opened up again, to no one's surprise. im thinking about it
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
hm. deputy manager job has opened up again, to no one's surprise. im thinking about it
today we learned that Ferdinand was born on the same day Lü Bu died, which actually explains an awful lot if you consider reincarnation
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
today we learned that Ferdinand was born on the same day Lü Bu died, which actually explains an awful lot if you consider reincarnation
i finished the Labyrinth House Murders last night, really enjoyed it. helped by the fact i spotted the deception very early on and had the whole case cracked open by the end. very satisfying to just be Correct, lol
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
i finished the Labyrinth House Murders last night, really enjoyed it. helped by the fact i spotted the deception very early on and had the whole case cracked open by the end. very satisfying to just be Correct, lol
stray kids were incredible for a good few years but i think it's going downhill now
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
stray kids were incredible for a good few years but i think it's going downhill now
Ferdie has been evil all week and today has been almost an angel (only one irritated scratch). my theory is he likes when we're all at home together. me going out to work is offensive to him
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Ferdie has been evil all week and today has been almost an angel (only one irritated scratch). my theory is he likes when we're all at home together. me going out to work is offensive to him
He turns into a kitten when this toy comes out
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
He turns into a kitten when this toy comes out
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this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day