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Oh god, I think I've caught the Brain Worms.

After glancing at the calendar, my brain had the actual thought:

"Hey, tomorrow is CHRISTMAS THE FIRST"

No. Nooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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November 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I've never been a fan of linear time. It's just so WASTEFUL.
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'd swear the world just went pixelated for an instant there.
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Doesn't really matter how many you've had,
When you run out of nuggets, you're gonna be sad.
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The Ring would've been defeated by caller id.
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"I think I'll watch this series, it looks interesting."
Brain: No, we can't do that.
"Why not? It looks good, we're not doing anything else, no plans, just had coffee. It's the perfect time."
Brain: "Noooo, no. I don't think so."
"WHY?"
Brain:
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November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I need a hug
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Time is fucking WEIRD, and I'm sick of pretending it's not.
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Combining depression with pain is horrible. I know I need to get out of bed, but I don't want to because I'm tired, AND because it will hurt more.

But if I don't get up I won't eat, then I'll get sick, then hurt even more.

I hate this. All of this. Just let me stop already.

Please.
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
How lonely am I?

I just called the pharmacy to check something, and towards the end of the call I thought, of the guy on the other end, "He sounds cute, wonder how old he is."

Really, brain. REALLY? Can't even go to the store most of the time, but also THIS. Thanks. Just. . . fucking THANKS.
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sometimes I can actually feel a bad time coming on. A bit of exhaustion and a drop in my mood, and I know that very soon I will probably be lying in bed wishing
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you wouldn't let them run a convenience store, don't let them run a country.
October 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Racism, and other forms of bigotry, should be classified in the DSM as potentially violent mental disorders.

The idea that someone's skin color or place of origin can determine the worth of the person is not one that can be reached through observation of reality. It requires delusional thinking.
October 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Do not ask whether or not someone is an asshole. This is a false choice, for we are all assholes.

Ask instead how big of an asshole they are, and how much of a stink they make.
October 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Quest Academy Update!

Legacies released yesterday with audiobook confirmed for September 30th

Legions has been submitted to the publisher.

Loyalists, Book 6, will be starting on Patreon in mid-June. :)
May 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I don't want to be anymore
October 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Oh my god Army of Darkness was an isekai.
October 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I miss being happy.
October 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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October 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Listening to Teenage Dirtbag.

Big Shiny Tunes 5 was my soundtrack for the first time I:

Traveled alone
Flew on a commercial plane
Left the country

while going to meet my first (initially online) boyfriend in person for the first (only) time.

I get some complex feelings from this album.
October 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Spread the word about NSPM-7 🗣️
🚨 New directive NSPM-7 targets "anti-capitalism," “anti-Christian,” and “anti-American" opinions as indicators of extremist violence, authorizing an army of 4,000 counter-terrorism officers to prevent crimes that haven't happened:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...
Trump’s NSPM-7 Labels Common Beliefs As Terrorism “Indicators”
New order targets “anti-Christian,” “anti-American,” and “anti-capitalism” opinions
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September 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Reskeet to save someone’s fucking life
June 24, 2023 at 4:52 AM
Trying to go back to sleep when the following thought appears:

"So Marvel and DC are basically the Roman gods and the Greek gods?"

And now the people in my brain are embroiled in a HEATED debate.
September 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM