Joseph Martin
@eastvandigital.bsky.social
Cats. Criterion. Discogs. Elektron. Letterboxd. PlayStation. Vinyl.
Vancouver, BC, Canada.
Vancouver, BC, Canada.
Yes, I still spend the majority of my gaming time playing a game released in 2016. That might change if anyone ever makes a game better than The Division.
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Yes, I still spend the majority of my gaming time playing a game released in 2016. That might change if anyone ever makes a game better than The Division.
Finally nabbed Kunitsu-Gami: Path of the Goddess (Capcom) off of my wish list. Bits of hack n slash, tower defense, and real time strategy, this is pure video game eye-candy.
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Finally nabbed Kunitsu-Gami: Path of the Goddess (Capcom) off of my wish list. Bits of hack n slash, tower defense, and real time strategy, this is pure video game eye-candy.
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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Actually, Mr. Potato Head was the name of the inventor
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Actually, Mr. Potato Head was the name of the inventor
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You know who else was pinned at the top in front of his followers?
October 10, 2024 at 10:52 PM
You know who else was pinned at the top in front of his followers?
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**Snorting lines of hot chocolate and sharpening candy canes to prepare for the war on Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
**Snorting lines of hot chocolate and sharpening candy canes to prepare for the war on Christmas.
"To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life...in the gall bladder!"
As soon as I heard of his passing, did a re-watch last night of "Flesh For Frankenstein", perfect campy 70's horror.
Goodbye Udo Kier!
As soon as I heard of his passing, did a re-watch last night of "Flesh For Frankenstein", perfect campy 70's horror.
Goodbye Udo Kier!
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
"To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life...in the gall bladder!"
As soon as I heard of his passing, did a re-watch last night of "Flesh For Frankenstein", perfect campy 70's horror.
Goodbye Udo Kier!
As soon as I heard of his passing, did a re-watch last night of "Flesh For Frankenstein", perfect campy 70's horror.
Goodbye Udo Kier!
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muppet starship troopers could fix us
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
muppet starship troopers could fix us
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I found a 19th century Cat Villain!
October 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I found a 19th century Cat Villain!
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🤣🤣💀👻
October 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
🤣🤣💀👻
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Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity https://theonion.com/physical-media-collector-pumped-for-downfall-of-humanity/
October 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity https://theonion.com/physical-media-collector-pumped-for-downfall-of-humanity/
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My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know.
roryblank.bigcartel.com
roryblank.bigcartel.com
September 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know.
roryblank.bigcartel.com
roryblank.bigcartel.com
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Pumpkin spice restraining order
September 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Pumpkin spice restraining order
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The less I know the better
September 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The less I know the better
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pulling on the push door of life
September 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
pulling on the push door of life
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what we really need to ban is finger guns im sick of everyone looking so cool all the time
September 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
what we really need to ban is finger guns im sick of everyone looking so cool all the time
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I'm really proud of myself, I've managed to hand sculpt & paint my own Trypanohyncha Ocellus aka The Eye from Alien Earth.
As usual this photo was all done practically using real miniatures, lighting &this time my own homemade figure.
#alienearth #theeye #toccellus #photography #scifi #miniatures
As usual this photo was all done practically using real miniatures, lighting &this time my own homemade figure.
#alienearth #theeye #toccellus #photography #scifi #miniatures
September 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm really proud of myself, I've managed to hand sculpt & paint my own Trypanohyncha Ocellus aka The Eye from Alien Earth.
As usual this photo was all done practically using real miniatures, lighting &this time my own homemade figure.
#alienearth #theeye #toccellus #photography #scifi #miniatures
As usual this photo was all done practically using real miniatures, lighting &this time my own homemade figure.
#alienearth #theeye #toccellus #photography #scifi #miniatures
Played Stardew Valley today for the first time. Welcome to Hellscape Farm! I'm okay. Lots of work to do though.
September 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Played Stardew Valley today for the first time. Welcome to Hellscape Farm! I'm okay. Lots of work to do though.
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People always look surprised when you throw a baby at them
August 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
People always look surprised when you throw a baby at them
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It is fucking dumb out there, Kids. Dumb as shit, I tell ya.
August 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It is fucking dumb out there, Kids. Dumb as shit, I tell ya.
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- Can I pet your cat?
- Sure, I’ll get the first aid kit.
- Sure, I’ll get the first aid kit.
August 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
- Can I pet your cat?
- Sure, I’ll get the first aid kit.
- Sure, I’ll get the first aid kit.
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HEARTBREAKING: the least profound artist you know just made a great point about the indefeatable human instinct to create
February 12, 2024 at 7:51 PM
HEARTBREAKING: the least profound artist you know just made a great point about the indefeatable human instinct to create
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