Skinwalker Texas Ranger
@earthenmaw.bsky.social
✨ Player Hater of the year 2022
They/Them
Short shorts and long sleeve enthusiast
@AntichristSteezeMachine on Depop
⸸ No God,No Masters,No Mercy, No Quarter ⸸
They/Them
Short shorts and long sleeve enthusiast
@AntichristSteezeMachine on Depop
⸸ No God,No Masters,No Mercy, No Quarter ⸸
Grabbing a shirt in the dark before work be like
September 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Grabbing a shirt in the dark before work be like
Saving all the seeds in your pepper in the same way you save all the marshmallows in your lucky charms
August 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Saving all the seeds in your pepper in the same way you save all the marshmallows in your lucky charms
The hardest part of severe adult ADHD is losing all of your favorite hats
August 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The hardest part of severe adult ADHD is losing all of your favorite hats
We got a new weird dog!
July 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
We got a new weird dog!
The H.P. in H.P. Lovecraft stands for Hot Pocket
June 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The H.P. in H.P. Lovecraft stands for Hot Pocket
Who up grinding they mechanism of torment?
June 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Who up grinding they mechanism of torment?
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Thank Zenithar it's Fredas
November 8, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Thank Zenithar it's Fredas
If you're in or starting a band called Agony Prayer, you're welcome
(I am drawing logos again)
(I am drawing logos again)
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If you're in or starting a band called Agony Prayer, you're welcome
(I am drawing logos again)
(I am drawing logos again)
I've reached the point of white trash where sleeves are only for formal occasions
May 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I've reached the point of white trash where sleeves are only for formal occasions
Boba straws are just ovipositors for your mouth
May 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Boba straws are just ovipositors for your mouth
A lot of things really suck right now but we got the Oblivion remake AND a new Caustic Wound album this week, so that's pretty cool
April 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
A lot of things really suck right now but we got the Oblivion remake AND a new Caustic Wound album this week, so that's pretty cool
Pissgrave fucked up by not calling themselves Mausolpeeum
April 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Pissgrave fucked up by not calling themselves Mausolpeeum
My wife is getting red-pilled (she is taking her antibiotics)
April 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My wife is getting red-pilled (she is taking her antibiotics)
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If your close circle isn't discussing:
• Ancient weapons of precious metal and bone
• Which fantasy races are able to crossbreed
• Ghouls...?
Then you need a new circle
• Ancient weapons of precious metal and bone
• Which fantasy races are able to crossbreed
• Ghouls...?
Then you need a new circle
April 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If your close circle isn't discussing:
• Ancient weapons of precious metal and bone
• Which fantasy races are able to crossbreed
• Ghouls...?
Then you need a new circle
• Ancient weapons of precious metal and bone
• Which fantasy races are able to crossbreed
• Ghouls...?
Then you need a new circle
"Black Metal stricken from national archives amidst DEI policy rollback"
March 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"Black Metal stricken from national archives amidst DEI policy rollback"
Don't talk to me about suffering.
I just ate two gas station corn dogs, dry
I just ate two gas station corn dogs, dry
March 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Don't talk to me about suffering.
I just ate two gas station corn dogs, dry
I just ate two gas station corn dogs, dry
"We got company"
-a caveman after filing an LLC
-a caveman after filing an LLC
March 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
"We got company"
-a caveman after filing an LLC
-a caveman after filing an LLC
We as a society do not need contortionists
March 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
We as a society do not need contortionists
Apparently the appropriate response to "sorry my car's a mess" isn't "buddy, I've done needle drugs on a moving train"
Who knew?
Who knew?
March 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Apparently the appropriate response to "sorry my car's a mess" isn't "buddy, I've done needle drugs on a moving train"
Who knew?
Who knew?
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“What would the Founding Fathers think” buddy I don’t care what my regular father thinks
February 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“What would the Founding Fathers think” buddy I don’t care what my regular father thinks
Why do so many new cars have taillights that look like they're mad at me?
February 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Why do so many new cars have taillights that look like they're mad at me?
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who’s coming with me
February 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
who’s coming with me
Today's persistent thought is that Cruella DeVille's parents were killed by a dalmatian that was driving drunk.
February 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Today's persistent thought is that Cruella DeVille's parents were killed by a dalmatian that was driving drunk.
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Give this a listen. Repost it. Show your friends. If you like dungeon synth stuff and goth stuff you're gonna like it I promise.
skullbasher666.bandcamp.com/track/tomb-g...
skullbasher666.bandcamp.com/track/tomb-g...
Tomb Gargoyle (Nemesis of Life Mix), by Skullbasher
from the album DUNGEONS AND DIRTBAGS
skullbasher666.bandcamp.com
February 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Give this a listen. Repost it. Show your friends. If you like dungeon synth stuff and goth stuff you're gonna like it I promise.
skullbasher666.bandcamp.com/track/tomb-g...
skullbasher666.bandcamp.com/track/tomb-g...
People talk a lot about how OP stealth archer builds are, why is no one talking about stealth suplex builds?
February 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
People talk a lot about how OP stealth archer builds are, why is no one talking about stealth suplex builds?