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earnsmojo.bsky.social
Mojo!
@earnsmojo.bsky.social
30 - home cook extraordinaire - insta: https://tr.ee/PaH5kHabLl

relapsing theatre kid, board games haver, and fan of being cute and cuddly
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These Colors Don't Run
April 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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no more "sex". no more "kinks". no more "jorkin it". we're going to all sit in a big circle and take deep breaths and listen to bon jovi
January 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 5:52 PM
i'm not falling for netflix's stunt to pull me back into their shitty service, nice try michael tyson
November 16, 2024 at 5:23 AM
i'm thinkin bout that gnocchi
November 16, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
November 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM
holy smokes now i know for sure bluesky is taking off bc im seeing cropped skeets on instagram now
November 15, 2024 at 8:01 PM
what did they do to my homie kk slider?????????
November 15, 2024 at 4:26 PM
(being tied down) i'm not one of the new ones i swear i've been here a year NO PLEASE I SKEETED ABOUT THE NIPPLE FEEDS ICON
November 15, 2024 at 3:51 AM
my cat thinks he's people
November 14, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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a pizza is a kind of a cheese cake if you open your mind
November 13, 2024 at 7:19 AM
a long time ago i made spanakopita and every time i look at it i want more spanakopita 🍽️
November 12, 2024 at 10:07 PM
what year is it??? WHAT YEAR IS IT????
October 23, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Cashier: did you find everything okay?

Me: (putting the 6th Ben and Jerry's pint on the conveyor) yeah actually no i couldn't find my dignity anywhere
October 23, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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thanks for stopping by my desk to tell me all about your new marriage counselor I've obviously been too friendly in our previous interactions I'll recalibrate things going forward
August 28, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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Taylor Swift has won the Superbowl.
February 12, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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travis kelce is gonna lose his virginity tonight 🥹
February 12, 2024 at 3:51 AM
watching spongebob super bowl and i started cracking up when they put leo dicaprio on the camera and tom kenny just sees him and says "haha 25"
February 12, 2024 at 2:14 AM
i love being a quietboy lurker on the internet dot com
December 25, 2023 at 6:29 PM
Gore Verbinski's 1997 cinematic masterpiece Mousehunt
December 25, 2023 at 5:06 AM
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secret santa is an annual american tradition where members of the working class each agree to convert $20 into disappointment
December 25, 2023 at 12:25 AM
it was a weird, hellish, beautiful, horrible, kinda litty, kinda shitty year but it is over and now i am 30, what the fuck
December 23, 2023 at 4:29 PM
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A second gay sex tape has hit the capitol
December 22, 2023 at 2:57 PM
sorry uhhh there's a pretty new button to press on my phone that is a butterfly and caveman brain says to press it all the time
December 23, 2023 at 4:12 PM