Evgeny
@earchibald.bsky.social
Crime thriller thread pull: a stray bit of evidence at the end of a Live Photo, taken by accident
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Crime thriller thread pull: a stray bit of evidence at the end of a Live Photo, taken by accident
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I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
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really funny to see someone refer to a metroid game as "a metroidvania." oh word?
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
really funny to see someone refer to a metroid game as "a metroidvania." oh word?
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The Oklahoma House of Representatives gave that girl an award for writing a terrible essay? For getting a trans person fired? This whole thing is an op.
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The Oklahoma House of Representatives gave that girl an award for writing a terrible essay? For getting a trans person fired? This whole thing is an op.
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here's to Janelle Monáe at 40. A fave performance: "Dance Apocalyptic" on Letterman, 2013: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMpu...
Janelle Monae - Dance Apocalyptic on Letterman 9.9.13
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December 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
here's to Janelle Monáe at 40. A fave performance: "Dance Apocalyptic" on Letterman, 2013: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMpu...
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“STRONG FLOOR… NO CEILING…”
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“STRONG FLOOR… NO CEILING…”
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He would be guaranteed to say some shit like "I will give you a million dollars to crush this small flower and thus harm the interconnected web of life on the planet" and it would be five straight hours of existential despair
I've done mushrooms several times and I feel strongly that doing them around Mr Beast would be an extremely bad time
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
He would be guaranteed to say some shit like "I will give you a million dollars to crush this small flower and thus harm the interconnected web of life on the planet" and it would be five straight hours of existential despair
Re: that mushrooms thing that has gone around enough now for this to be understood generally but I really should have added “but you are automatically assumed to be shit humans”
“You fucked Elon musk. *You* called for fascist troops to be deployed to SF. You over there, you’re a piece of shit influencer podcaster and marketing front. Don’t know about the rest of you fuckers.”
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Re: that mushrooms thing that has gone around enough now for this to be understood generally but I really should have added “but you are automatically assumed to be shit humans”
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thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
Being a billionaire should mandate one Freaky Friday with a random person once per year but also the Freaky Friday does a full income swap for that day based on Brutally Fair Genie Rules when assessing the billionaire
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Being a billionaire should mandate one Freaky Friday with a random person once per year but also the Freaky Friday does a full income swap for that day based on Brutally Fair Genie Rules when assessing the billionaire
![A sign reading [sic] COMMERCIAL VEHICLESS PROHIBITED](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3a6pe6gc2guboofqn3pdh6gk/bafkreighco2ogvjqc6gdiuf4hzobzhfvxvwgp2c3vz6alrtu4flwptxs4m@jpeg)
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Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
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STRANGER: Thanks for asking — I'm pre-AI.
SURVIVALIST: are you sure
STRANGER: 🚀 I'm 100% sure!
SURVIVALIST: *brandishes weapon*
SURVIVALIST: are you sure
STRANGER: 🚀 I'm 100% sure!
SURVIVALIST: *brandishes weapon*
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
STRANGER: Thanks for asking — I'm pre-AI.
SURVIVALIST: are you sure
STRANGER: 🚀 I'm 100% sure!
SURVIVALIST: *brandishes weapon*
SURVIVALIST: are you sure
STRANGER: 🚀 I'm 100% sure!
SURVIVALIST: *brandishes weapon*
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absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
But it’s good that you’re making it snow, Charlie Brown, it’s real good
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
But it’s good that you’re making it snow, Charlie Brown, it’s real good
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Charlie!
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Charlie!
I’m sorry, Charlie Brown. I’m afraid I can’t do that
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I’m sorry, Charlie Brown. I’m afraid I can’t do that
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Having worked on MMOs for much of my career — all of which by nature have heavily online and engaged fanbases — one of the biggest problems your design and community teams have to deal with is charismatic idiots.
One of the producers on Guilty Gear Strive said it was basically impossible to source player feedback on balance changes online because nobody had original opinions and would just parrot what the most popular content creators said and so they had to rely on data and I think about that every day.
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Having worked on MMOs for much of my career — all of which by nature have heavily online and engaged fanbases — one of the biggest problems your design and community teams have to deal with is charismatic idiots.
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it is extremely funny that given the PPP of the dollar relative to other currencies X's payments to bluechecks have essentially made every foreign influence operation targeting MAGA from a country with a weaker currency self-funding or profitable
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
it is extremely funny that given the PPP of the dollar relative to other currencies X's payments to bluechecks have essentially made every foreign influence operation targeting MAGA from a country with a weaker currency self-funding or profitable
A nod to some sheer fucking gibberish nonsense, that is
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
A nod to some sheer fucking gibberish nonsense, that is
Got up on a ladder to replace a smoke detector battery and found a @themountaingoats.bsky.social poster I have been trying to find for months
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Got up on a ladder to replace a smoke detector battery and found a @themountaingoats.bsky.social poster I have been trying to find for months
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Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
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here you go, enjoy this leaf sheep of good luck and success
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
here you go, enjoy this leaf sheep of good luck and success
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It’s fucked up that billionaires have all that money and just buy websites and newspapers that are mean to them instead of ending homelessness or even making the top three most important bands from
Athens GA (Neutral Milk Hotel, REM, The B-52s) reunite and cover each other’s music
Athens GA (Neutral Milk Hotel, REM, The B-52s) reunite and cover each other’s music
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It’s fucked up that billionaires have all that money and just buy websites and newspapers that are mean to them instead of ending homelessness or even making the top three most important bands from
Athens GA (Neutral Milk Hotel, REM, The B-52s) reunite and cover each other’s music
Athens GA (Neutral Milk Hotel, REM, The B-52s) reunite and cover each other’s music