Worn by the Rat.
@earballs.bsky.social
I am consuming social media as we speak.
I am being enriched this very second.
I am being enriched this very second.
Bat w Mustache for the holiday.
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Bat w Mustache for the holiday.
Oh boo hoo hooo whose gonna enforce the drug laws now. The DOJ was always an obscenity.
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Oh boo hoo hooo whose gonna enforce the drug laws now. The DOJ was always an obscenity.
Hiring a thousand people.
Sending them out to buy all the gas station vitamin packs they can find.
Having them unpackage hundreds of thousands of vitamin packs.
Feeding hundreds of pounds of gas station vitimin packs to dozens of horses.
The strongest horses in the world.
Sending them out to buy all the gas station vitamin packs they can find.
Having them unpackage hundreds of thousands of vitamin packs.
Feeding hundreds of pounds of gas station vitimin packs to dozens of horses.
The strongest horses in the world.
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Hiring a thousand people.
Sending them out to buy all the gas station vitamin packs they can find.
Having them unpackage hundreds of thousands of vitamin packs.
Feeding hundreds of pounds of gas station vitimin packs to dozens of horses.
The strongest horses in the world.
Sending them out to buy all the gas station vitamin packs they can find.
Having them unpackage hundreds of thousands of vitamin packs.
Feeding hundreds of pounds of gas station vitimin packs to dozens of horses.
The strongest horses in the world.
VOTE FOR DRINK CUP CREATURE AND YOU GET UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE IN A CYCLE AND. A HALF.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
VOTE FOR DRINK CUP CREATURE AND YOU GET UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE IN A CYCLE AND. A HALF.
HES GONNA SHOVE FETTERMAN IN THE HALL IF YOU VOTE FOR HIM
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
HES GONNA SHOVE FETTERMAN IN THE HALL IF YOU VOTE FOR HIM
SENATURE DRINK DOING CONSTITUENT SERVICE BY LETTING HIS CONSTITUENTS SLURP FROM HIS HEAD
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
SENATURE DRINK DOING CONSTITUENT SERVICE BY LETTING HIS CONSTITUENTS SLURP FROM HIS HEAD
Welp, no Mamdani, or Cuomo or Silwa. Turns out noone voted for them and they all lost. Loser city.
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Welp, no Mamdani, or Cuomo or Silwa. Turns out noone voted for them and they all lost. Loser city.
19th century problems sometimes call for 19th century solutions.
October 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
19th century problems sometimes call for 19th century solutions.
Soft and smelly vs rough and malauditory. The fascist assails all the senses.
September 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Soft and smelly vs rough and malauditory. The fascist assails all the senses.
Sometimes dreams are nightmares.
August 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Sometimes dreams are nightmares.
This guy has one of thoes 1 pound gummy bears for a brain. Disconcerting vibe.
August 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This guy has one of thoes 1 pound gummy bears for a brain. Disconcerting vibe.
This guy has more humanity than all the anti-sex crusaders combined.
July 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This guy has more humanity than all the anti-sex crusaders combined.
Garbage celebration of a garbage country beloved by garbage people.
July 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Garbage celebration of a garbage country beloved by garbage people.
Garland worshipers discovered. Truly lost souls.
July 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Garland worshipers discovered. Truly lost souls.
I am all for resistance and defiance but “yeah bring it we will get you at discovery!” is actually a bad thing for the people being sued! If i was a space alien I think it would be easier to sus out how much of our society was driven by lawyers looking for billable hours.
May 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I am all for resistance and defiance but “yeah bring it we will get you at discovery!” is actually a bad thing for the people being sued! If i was a space alien I think it would be easier to sus out how much of our society was driven by lawyers looking for billable hours.
i wish i coudl push a button and never have to hear about star wars again.
May 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
i wish i coudl push a button and never have to hear about star wars again.
People don’t like to acknowledge what the Ninja Turtles looked like in real life. Not so radical.
May 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
People don’t like to acknowledge what the Ninja Turtles looked like in real life. Not so radical.