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Sam 🏳️‍🌈
@ealingsam.bsky.social
Husband @ldnmike.bsky.social 👨‍❤️‍👨, dog dad, runner, weightlifter, snowboarder, ale snob, Glastonbury obsessed chap living life in London 🌹🐝
Early start to the 2026 season #Avoriaz 🏂
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Losing the will to live
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Worst of all, a flight landing from Northern England landed at a similar time to me, so the passengers naturally keep talking to each other 🤦‍♂️
Hour and a half later and I’m still in this queue. Everyone who voted for Brexit can fuck off, and when they get there, fuck off again.
Brexit means queues
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hour and a half later and I’m still in this queue. Everyone who voted for Brexit can fuck off, and when they get there, fuck off again.
Brexit means queues
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Brexit means queues
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Geneva airport Brexit line 💀
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It’s that time of year again #SpotifyWrapped
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Boring game besides the last 20 mins. Win is a win though. Just hoping Thiago isn’t injured! #BREBUR #FPL
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Those entryist Trots are corrupting our utopia again www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Sultana claims new Corbyn party carrying out 'witch hunt'
Zarah Sultana boycotts the first day of Your Party's founding conference after several members were expelled.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Gym pump
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Busy in Westminster! #Budget2025
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Radiohead tonight—easily the highlight of the many gigs I’ve seen this year
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Saw Four Tet this eve with @ldnmike.bsky.social 🔥
November 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Wildcarding in GW12 and torn between these two teams. Tempted to go with Rice over Saka to keep Semenyo and bring in LFC cover. Thoughts? #FPL
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Omg it’s cold 🥶
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
We’re seeing Four Tet when we get back on Saturday. Hoping for a Fred Again cameo!
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Got the worst DOMS from running and surfing on holiday 🤦‍♂️
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
That’s enough exercise. Back to my book.
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Top tip: don’t go for a long run the day before surf lessons 💀
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Music festivals
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Nordi noir TV shows
Folk horror books and films
Corduroy
My Fender Telecaster
History podcasts
The films of Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger
Top of the Pops (1978-1982 only)
Swindon band XTC
Charmouth beach
Cats
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Off for a surf lesson 🏄
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Maspalomas Winter Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Keep those green arrows coming! 185k overall rank #FPL
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Thiago’s on 🔥 #FPL
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Adult only hotels are the way forward. It’s so peaceful 🥰 #Maspalomas #GranCanaria
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM