Evan Goldsmith
@e-goldsmith.bsky.social
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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Absolutely bonkers — Joni Ernst doubles down on her “we are all gonna die” defense of Medicaid cuts while walking through a cemetery
May 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Absolutely bonkers — Joni Ernst doubles down on her “we are all gonna die” defense of Medicaid cuts while walking through a cemetery
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The Pacers blew a 20-point lead
May 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The Pacers blew a 20-point lead
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“One of the top MS-13 members”?
This woman is an officer of the court and the Attorney General of the United States.
She knows that she wields immense power and responsibility.
Yet here she is on national TV, making baseless claims about a guy her boss wrongly sent to a gulag in El Salvador.
This woman is an officer of the court and the Attorney General of the United States.
She knows that she wields immense power and responsibility.
Yet here she is on national TV, making baseless claims about a guy her boss wrongly sent to a gulag in El Salvador.
Bondi is escalating the rhetoric against Abrego Garcia, who she calls "one of the top MS-13 members" and "a terrorist"
April 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
“One of the top MS-13 members”?
This woman is an officer of the court and the Attorney General of the United States.
She knows that she wields immense power and responsibility.
Yet here she is on national TV, making baseless claims about a guy her boss wrongly sent to a gulag in El Salvador.
This woman is an officer of the court and the Attorney General of the United States.
She knows that she wields immense power and responsibility.
Yet here she is on national TV, making baseless claims about a guy her boss wrongly sent to a gulag in El Salvador.
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Sure was a lucky break for those billionaires to be at the White House today when the tariffs were reversed. Good day in the market for them.
April 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sure was a lucky break for those billionaires to be at the White House today when the tariffs were reversed. Good day in the market for them.
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The Trump regime will round you up off the street and arrest you because you spoke your mind.
And federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars who refuse to identify themselves will be the ones to do it.
It's fascism.
Call it what it is.
And federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars who refuse to identify themselves will be the ones to do it.
It's fascism.
Call it what it is.
March 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The Trump regime will round you up off the street and arrest you because you spoke your mind.
And federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars who refuse to identify themselves will be the ones to do it.
It's fascism.
Call it what it is.
And federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars who refuse to identify themselves will be the ones to do it.
It's fascism.
Call it what it is.
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@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer
March 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer
Imagine being as cowardly as Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov. What a spineless, worthless twit. Dems need new leadship now.
March 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Imagine being as cowardly as Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov. What a spineless, worthless twit. Dems need new leadship now.
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paying $5 million for US citizenship is so stupid.
I'll sell you mine for $4 million
I'll sell you mine for $4 million
February 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
paying $5 million for US citizenship is so stupid.
I'll sell you mine for $4 million
I'll sell you mine for $4 million
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What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally
February 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally
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Just got fired from being a freshman football coach, if you want to know what MAGA does to communities.
They don’t care about what helps people, because the school is certainly not going to find an ex-NFL player willing to coach there at that level, they only care about trying to hurt people.
They don’t care about what helps people, because the school is certainly not going to find an ex-NFL player willing to coach there at that level, they only care about trying to hurt people.
February 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Just got fired from being a freshman football coach, if you want to know what MAGA does to communities.
They don’t care about what helps people, because the school is certainly not going to find an ex-NFL player willing to coach there at that level, they only care about trying to hurt people.
They don’t care about what helps people, because the school is certainly not going to find an ex-NFL player willing to coach there at that level, they only care about trying to hurt people.
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We stop this now, or we become like Russia. Plain as day.
February 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
We stop this now, or we become like Russia. Plain as day.
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Given that Bezos just did a full takeover of @washingtonpost.com and now it can only report that America and money are great--today is a great day to cancel if you have it, you check to make sure you aren't paying for a forgotten subscription.
February 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Given that Bezos just did a full takeover of @washingtonpost.com and now it can only report that America and money are great--today is a great day to cancel if you have it, you check to make sure you aren't paying for a forgotten subscription.
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this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
February 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
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Jasmine Crockett with a message for Elon 🔥
February 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Jasmine Crockett with a message for Elon 🔥
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Louder LeVar Burton!
February 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Louder LeVar Burton!
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Idiocracy was a documentary
February 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Idiocracy was a documentary
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Turns out we “deranged” people simply saw the truth clearly.
February 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Turns out we “deranged” people simply saw the truth clearly.
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I cannot think of anything more profoundly un-American than a president declaring himself a “king”
February 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I cannot think of anything more profoundly un-American than a president declaring himself a “king”
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If you were wondering if there is a word to describe how the United States is currently being governed, why, yes, there is: kakistocracy!
February 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If you were wondering if there is a word to describe how the United States is currently being governed, why, yes, there is: kakistocracy!
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GOP: "The Revolutionary War was fought against King George, whose taxes hampered freedom. Not against kings."
Democrats: "Just because he's wearing a robe and a crown doesn't mean he meant this literally. Everybody calm down and send us twenty dollars"
newspapers: "What did he mean by 'king'?"
Democrats: "Just because he's wearing a robe and a crown doesn't mean he meant this literally. Everybody calm down and send us twenty dollars"
newspapers: "What did he mean by 'king'?"
February 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
GOP: "The Revolutionary War was fought against King George, whose taxes hampered freedom. Not against kings."
Democrats: "Just because he's wearing a robe and a crown doesn't mean he meant this literally. Everybody calm down and send us twenty dollars"
newspapers: "What did he mean by 'king'?"
Democrats: "Just because he's wearing a robe and a crown doesn't mean he meant this literally. Everybody calm down and send us twenty dollars"
newspapers: "What did he mean by 'king'?"
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Don't let Trump flood your zone. Stay focused. Keep your eye on what this corrupt regime is really doing — looting the government to line their own pockets with massive tax cuts and the ability to steer more federal contracts their way.
February 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Don't let Trump flood your zone. Stay focused. Keep your eye on what this corrupt regime is really doing — looting the government to line their own pockets with massive tax cuts and the ability to steer more federal contracts their way.
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Donald Trump took credit for Biden's stock market when Trump wasn't president--and he is now blaming Trump's inflation on Biden when Trump is president.
Donald is always the first to take credit and the last to take responsibility.
Donald is always the first to take credit and the last to take responsibility.
February 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Donald Trump took credit for Biden's stock market when Trump wasn't president--and he is now blaming Trump's inflation on Biden when Trump is president.
Donald is always the first to take credit and the last to take responsibility.
Donald is always the first to take credit and the last to take responsibility.
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Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump *isn’t* the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?
February 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump *isn’t* the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?
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BREAKING - Democrats CRUSHING special elections
Iowa state Senate - Democrat FLIPPED a Trump+21 seat by 4%
Minnesota state Senate - Democrat outperformed by +20 points
Westchester County NY Executive - Dem outperform +2
The anti-Trump anti-Musk backlash is RISING UP
Iowa state Senate - Democrat FLIPPED a Trump+21 seat by 4%
Minnesota state Senate - Democrat outperformed by +20 points
Westchester County NY Executive - Dem outperform +2
The anti-Trump anti-Musk backlash is RISING UP
February 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
BREAKING - Democrats CRUSHING special elections
Iowa state Senate - Democrat FLIPPED a Trump+21 seat by 4%
Minnesota state Senate - Democrat outperformed by +20 points
Westchester County NY Executive - Dem outperform +2
The anti-Trump anti-Musk backlash is RISING UP
Iowa state Senate - Democrat FLIPPED a Trump+21 seat by 4%
Minnesota state Senate - Democrat outperformed by +20 points
Westchester County NY Executive - Dem outperform +2
The anti-Trump anti-Musk backlash is RISING UP