Lis Oosthuizen
@e-gala-oost.bsky.social
Wife, Mom, Mezzo-soprano, Arts Admin, Philafuckingdelphia
Currently blowing up four different group chats about how Taran Killem suddenly got fuckable
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Currently blowing up four different group chats about how Taran Killem suddenly got fuckable
It never occurred to me that baby blabber would sound like a language but my son’s babble is very clearly delineated between Dutch babble and English babble and it’s so cute.
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It never occurred to me that baby blabber would sound like a language but my son’s babble is very clearly delineated between Dutch babble and English babble and it’s so cute.
I truly have no idea what Megyn Kelly is smoking because of someone my age went anywhere near my 13 year old nephew I’d be sent to Guantanamo for what I’d do to them. That won’t be changing until he’s 18 and a day. That reaction would be multiplied by about a million for my son.
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I truly have no idea what Megyn Kelly is smoking because of someone my age went anywhere near my 13 year old nephew I’d be sent to Guantanamo for what I’d do to them. That won’t be changing until he’s 18 and a day. That reaction would be multiplied by about a million for my son.
I graduated ten years ago but alas getting Templed is ceaseless and relentless
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I graduated ten years ago but alas getting Templed is ceaseless and relentless
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TRAIN YOUR MIND FOR EXTRAORDINARY PERFORMANCE AND FULLNESS OF LIFE
September 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
TRAIN YOUR MIND FOR EXTRAORDINARY PERFORMANCE AND FULLNESS OF LIFE
INNER EXCELLENCE
September 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
INNER EXCELLENCE
I walk through life with a Maxwell Sheffield level loathing of Andrew Lloyd Webber for literally no reason that I can recall
September 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I walk through life with a Maxwell Sheffield level loathing of Andrew Lloyd Webber for literally no reason that I can recall
I think about this picture that my husband drew of me every day. “Does he hate you?” No he literally tried his best to be loving and complimentary and this is what he came up with.
August 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I think about this picture that my husband drew of me every day. “Does he hate you?” No he literally tried his best to be loving and complimentary and this is what he came up with.
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philadelphia sports fan brainrot and wnba fan brainrot are going to combine and create something very very beautiful or unbelievably evil
NEW YORK (AP) — WNBA to expand to Cleveland, Detroit and Philadelphia over next 5 years, giving league 18 teams.
June 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
philadelphia sports fan brainrot and wnba fan brainrot are going to combine and create something very very beautiful or unbelievably evil
Can’t wait to drink a claw the size of my forearm and scream at refs but this time on the behalf of other girlie pops this is what Elton John wrote Philadelphia Freedom about
June 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Can’t wait to drink a claw the size of my forearm and scream at refs but this time on the behalf of other girlie pops this is what Elton John wrote Philadelphia Freedom about
Post a picture of when your pets were little 💖💖🥲
April 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Post a picture of when your pets were little 💖💖🥲
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cory booker me
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yappers from NJ
🤝
yappers from NJ
April 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
cory booker me
🤝
yappers from NJ
🤝
yappers from NJ
“Lucifer was God’s favorite” feels like an embellishment that a dramatic angel threw in because they weren’t getting the reaction that they wanted to the whole fallen angel created hell gossip
March 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Lucifer was God’s favorite” feels like an embellishment that a dramatic angel threw in because they weren’t getting the reaction that they wanted to the whole fallen angel created hell gossip
I didn’t realize that two of the books that I put on hold at the library were readily available and just sitting in my kindle for me and they’re due back tomorrow so I’ll be maybe staying up all night tonight? Stay tuned.
March 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I didn’t realize that two of the books that I put on hold at the library were readily available and just sitting in my kindle for me and they’re due back tomorrow so I’ll be maybe staying up all night tonight? Stay tuned.
The most millennial thing about me is easily how positively I respond to any given track on Metro Station’s self-titled album. Yeah it kinda sucks but I love it as much as I love my husband, so.
March 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The most millennial thing about me is easily how positively I respond to any given track on Metro Station’s self-titled album. Yeah it kinda sucks but I love it as much as I love my husband, so.
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You should laugh at anyone who says the president should have unlimited power because he was elected. His power has to be limited *because* he's the president. This is fifth grade level social studies
March 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You should laugh at anyone who says the president should have unlimited power because he was elected. His power has to be limited *because* he's the president. This is fifth grade level social studies
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“The Kennedy center having the same season as a high school whose drama teacher is also the gym teacher is really killing me.” — @e-gala-oost.bsky.social
March 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“The Kennedy center having the same season as a high school whose drama teacher is also the gym teacher is really killing me.” — @e-gala-oost.bsky.social
Happy St Paddy’s shout out to 7 year old Elisabeth who realized in the middle of singing Caledonia in music class at school it is in fact about death and couldn’t stop crying
March 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Happy St Paddy’s shout out to 7 year old Elisabeth who realized in the middle of singing Caledonia in music class at school it is in fact about death and couldn’t stop crying
Every hour for a mitochondria is a power hour
February 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Every hour for a mitochondria is a power hour
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QB 1
February 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
QB 1
Tired: post partum depression
Wired: post partum depression during victory week
Wired: post partum depression during victory week
February 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Tired: post partum depression
Wired: post partum depression during victory week
Wired: post partum depression during victory week
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If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE
Still thinking about when my husband didn’t even crack a smile when he said “did Belichick start coaching college so he could hang out with his girlfriend before his inevitable hospice stay for old age?”
February 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Still thinking about when my husband didn’t even crack a smile when he said “did Belichick start coaching college so he could hang out with his girlfriend before his inevitable hospice stay for old age?”