Drozd, but backwards
Drozd, but backwards
@dzord.bsky.social
It’s absolutely crazy. I’m glad I upgraded a few months ago to a 7800X3D (so needed new RAM). And I’m glad my 15-y/o isn’t looking for an upgrade to his PC right now. I’d pay more for 32 GB DDR5 than most CPUs right now!
December 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I’m here at least in part purely for your amusement 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
lol, that cracks me up every single time.
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Yes, Christ, even looked up how to spell her name before replying! 🙄
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Maybe they should have made this out of tinsel instead, and you could just drop it on a tree!
December 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Desks may have ended up a [spoiler alert], but she spoke the truth right there.
December 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Looks more like a corkscrew to me, to open the most giant-ass bottles of wine imaginable!
December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
But he doesn’t lose the pompousness.

Rather than change, he grows. So we don’t lose anything, we just gain.
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Oh, there's no doubt about that.
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Gowron would be a much better character for something like that. Imagine Gowron's eyes, but pointing in different directions? You'd *know* he's about to flip his shit!
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
You inspired me to rewatch Voyager, and, if you still think it’s the best Star Trek, I’m with you 100%.
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
And here I thought it’s culturally normal to mind one’s own business, leave people be, and be respectful to others.

If what I just listed isn’t “culturally normal” to Newsom, I don’t want any of that “normal” nonsense of his.
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Is the body scrub to clean up after a diaper blow-out? To remove dark-colored skin? 😬

No matter what level of cursed this seems, thinking about it further yields even more levels of cursedness. And not the good kind of cursed!
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I definitely need to rewatch DS9 again when done with Voyager.
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Speechless big-eyed Gowron? Yeah, someone’s in deep shit.
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“Hey, baby, you look flame-kissed, and I’m a blow-torch.”
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Should have asked about the semi-charred zombies, “But are any still hot?” instead of good-looking…
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
His eyes aren't bugged out yet. Basically sleeping-level Gowron right now.
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Dour really is the right word for him.

Seems like no fun at all to be around unless you were mad at someone and wanted their ass kicked.
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Because Brett Kavanaugh knows it’ll never happen to him, just the correct other people.
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Bribed, or drunk, or stoned…
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
No music? Wow, talk about calling it in…
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Petty and shitty.

Who does this???
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Holy shit. And here I thought the Clippy Clipper was excellent!
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
This is excellent.
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM