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September 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Three panels with Falcon and Winter Soldier (Marvel characters from the show The Falcon and the Winter Soldier) conversing. Falcon says “I have a feeling they might be a part of the Big Three.” Winter Soldier replies “What Big Three?” Falcon replies with concern and intensity “Shid, fard, cum.” The other two are actual lines from the show. To my recollection that last one is not.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Dear computer why do you ignore me
Anxious man with the overlaid text HELP COMPUTER from one of the Fensler Film GI Joe Public Service Announcements. The man shown is the Joe with the codename Mutt, which… took me way longer to find than it was worth. But, knowing is half the battle.
January 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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@dividedbyzach.bsky.social this jersey is still in circulation
January 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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A character in Epic Movie (2007) shines an ultraviolet light at the Mona Lisa revealing the message “SO LAME THE HAIR OF TOM” (a reference to Tom Hanks’ appearance in The Da Vinci Code)
December 4, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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This is AI generated.
Zoom in on OP’s photo showing a left eye clearly trying to escape an AI generated face by migrating east
May 11, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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If a skin tag grew into a whole person
Photo of contemptible gremlin/potato sack/former AG Bill Barr with a chyron that reads “Barr says Trump shouldn’t be near the Oval Office but says he’ll vote for him in November”
April 27, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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Man, even the Ghanaian poster artists came closer to something appropriate
Hand painted Ghanaian movie poster for Alien featuring a xenomorph, two face huggers (one hugging the face of someone on the ground), and Sigourney Weaver with skin like dry taut leather. She is holding a cat in her highly misshapen arms. The cat is shooting energy beams from its eyes, because hey, why not.
March 26, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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Ma-Ti from Captain Planet brandishing the Heart ring
February 16, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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French language poster for “The Grapes of Wrath” that reads “les RAISINS de la COLERE”
January 19, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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User with the handle “chad gayman” argues to “Johnny Thunder” that the Houthis are actually cool and good (“the Houthis are demanding an end to Israel’s blockade on Gaza. that is a “bad look” to you?”) in response to Mr. Thunder asserting that maybe the enemies of your enemies aren’t automatically your friends in re: Houthis
January 12, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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January 1, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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Or, if you prefer something a little more upbeat:
A picture of a generously proportioned peach peeking out from behind some leaves on a tree branch with the caption “Allow yourself to be exceptional”
December 31, 2023 at 10:56 PM
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A figure in silhouette with a hooded coat against a red-lit background of steam or fog, with the caption “Let’s make mediocrity popular” in a whimsical font.
December 31, 2023 at 10:40 PM
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A drawing of a plump baby accompanied by the titular first line of the nursery rhyme “bye, baby bunting” from Denslow’s Mother Goose
November 14, 2023 at 7:13 PM
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“Your honor and the jury, they knew the play 🥺🥺🥺 and then they TACKLED my beautiful boy 😭😭😭 and broke his LEG and he DIED”
A quote from a recent article citing anonymous Big Ten coaches complaining about Michigan - “When a running back gets hurt against Michigan because they knew exactly what play was coming, will that kid and his family have the ability to sue the Big Ten?”
November 2, 2023 at 11:30 PM