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Dyna Moe | illustration and/or comedy - HIRE ME
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Hello new best friends.

My name is Dyna. I am a comedian who draws/an illustrator who does comedy— always broke and looking for work.

I pitch animated shows. I sell stickers. I do commission work. I post jokes and swearing. I drew for Mad Men. I wrote 2 books.
DMs open.

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These immigrants come over here and eat all our pets and vote illegally and then get mortgages, even though they have no credit, don't work and collect welfare, for McMansions that are rightfully ours!

This makes perfect sense!
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I drew Salt or Pepa or maybe the third one I don't know the name of (DJ Spinderella, maybe?) circa the "Push It!" music video.
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'm picking which perfume samples to buy on ebay based on which scents have the best name.

I got a 4-pack by Juliette Has a Gun and am intrigued by Space Fluid: Funky Machine.

(I know nothing about perfume. I just want to smell of something other than failure and depression.)
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I drew Salt or Pepa or maybe the third one I don't know the name of (DJ Spinderella, maybe?) circa the "Push It!" music video.
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
PUZZLE DOMINATED! I made this JIGSAW my BITCH! I'm an ALPHA at PUZZLES.
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty and DESPAIR
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty and DESPAIR
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Motorloaf is a supergroup of Meatloaf headlining Motörhead, of course.
I will share a @mkupperman.bsky.social #comic from his blog posted ten million years ago that inspired me to put "Motorloaf" into the Hipster Animals book as an easter egg
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Today seems like a good day for the shirt that's most likely to get me stabbed in public.

(Shirt by @dynamoe.bsky.social)
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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"ICE GO HOME- GET OUT OF OUR CITY!"
$2 stickers on shiny metallic vinyl

COVER YOUR CITY IN 'EM
Donald's Gestapo will see it on a wall and maybe just maybe, in his heart of hearts, deep down in the bottom of his soul, feel worse about abducting people for being too tan

square.link/u/gsHlY5WF
September 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Downside, bulging fontanelle. Upside, WIFI hotspot!
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Big-Eye Painting but Ferengi
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I’ve had @dynamoe.bsky.social design my Christmas card in the past and it was an absolute classic.

Take her up on this!
I just finished designing my parents Xmas card, which is inexplicably in French this year.

Free to design your card now.
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
RFKJr blasts Tylenol now JD Couchfucker has it out for Advil.

This administration causes nothing pain and hates pain relief.

I assume there's a scam somewhere in this. They all own stock in Big Headache or something.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Lest we miss the forest for the trees—
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is not what I thought living in the '20s would be like.

At least last time they got a Jazz Age and a birth of cinema and loads of manor house murder mysteries before Hitler took over.

The the rise of overt racism is pretty 1:1, though
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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The one place where Christopher Rufo and I agree is that the "Classical Liberal Arts" are to be defined _solely_ based upon what appears on Grecian vases. No take backs.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It's super freaky.
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Big-Eye Painting but Ferengi
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Power station concept by Victor Vasarely. 1970s.

(photo taken at Vasarely Foundation)
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Japanese D&D-type fantasy (especially the post-Delicious in Dungeon fantasy+cooking anime) always depicts Orcs as brutish barbarian pig-people.

Is it because "orc" rhymes with "pork?"
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Downside, bulging fontanelle. Upside, WIFI hotspot!
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
mood:
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM