If going forward Nintendo is prepared to continue skimping on diegetic elements in 3D Zeldas to then repackage them in spinoffs I hope they have the foresight to understand that this is how it will make a lot of people feel and it is ultimately not a great or sustainable idea

I'm sorry but if you waste a whole set of characters on a 5-minute copypasted exposition dump, the only thing I will be able to think when you turn around and show they did have faces and personalities and backstories is "wow could have fooled me, where was this before?"

the impending handheld wars are gonna break people's brains so hard dawg

i have a mental laundry list of all the things i hate about gamers but nothing outdoes the fact that grown ass adults sit here online dick measuring over plastic boxes of sand. i hate being a fan of this hobby it's so embarrassing

I am genuinely like 70% certain there will be a short proof-of-concept teaser for the next 3D title, for no other reason than "they usually do that at least 2 years after the release of the previous one"

Cool thing about that is, if it's not in this Direct, could be any time soon!

I say this as someone who is largely not worried about the movie like at all. Zelda fans are just really, really loud

I only supported Ganondorf because I thought he would lower the price of Cucco eggs, I didn't think he would steal the secret stone and unleash hordes of demons!

i'm so glad i don't post there anymore, man