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atl. coys.
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it's a hell of an act -- what do you call it
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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mad libs-ass timeline
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Bernie Sanders warns the Democrats who are thinking about betraying their base and caving on this pathetic deal that they should go home and talk to their constituents.

Again, I think they've already thought about how their constituents will feel about this and responded accordingly.
Or maybe Senate Democrats are aware of how pissed off voters will be?

This alleged deal guarantees a BILLION dollars in spending for security and police at the Capitol, and then a pinky promise to hold a vote on ACA subsidies that will surely lose.

Not sure a billion will even be enough but OK.
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Just engaged my senator in keeping with the great tradition of American democracy (threatened them to the limit of the law and told them “don’t be a bitch”)
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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hey dave
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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OH MY GOD, DDHQ CALLS IT AND DEMS FLIP BOTH STATEWIDE ELECTIONS IN GEORGIA
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.

by Ezra Klein
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Perfect response from @neguse.house.gov here. Watch this.
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Ohhh, the east wing is where the woman stuff happened, everything makes a lot more sense now
October 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The best politician in the game
The biggest sporting event in the world is happening in our backyard. But most New Yorkers will be priced out of watching it live.

Sign our petition calling on FIFA to put game over greed: zohranfornyc.com/gameovergreed
September 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Kane coming home in summer 2026
September 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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we got an injury, ejection and big dom sighting before a single offensive play. buckle in
September 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Coming out of my posting hiatus to say Levy being pushed out of Spurs was NOT what I had planned for the week. Insane news and Tottenham are finally starting to act serious.

COYS
September 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
FINALLY
July 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
An outrageously good performance and song. The whole album is incredible though.

youtu.be/t_iLAsSZPEg
Clipse: The Birds Don't Sing | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
youtu.be
July 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Don Carlo in prison.
July 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Spurs locking in Kudos, Wissa, a strong defensive 6 would be a great window. Wouldn’t hate cover at lb (Robinson), but I won’t get greedy.

COYS
July 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
What an absolute shit stain of a club arsenal is. To protect him for years and act like nothing was wrong is beyond shameful.
July 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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What are the odds he misses games? What will this mean for your fantasy basketball team? Next, on ESPN Bet, brought to you by DraftKings:
FROM SHAMS:

BREAKING: The U.S. District Attorney’s office is investigating Detroit Pistons guard Malik Beasley on allegations of gambling related to NBA games and prop bets, sources told ESPN. Serious development surrounding one of the top NBA free agents.
June 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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You can see the moment he goes from “distant Pope waving perfunctorily at the throngs” to “Rob from the block probably still mad about the Chris Sale trade.”
We live in a world where the Pope takes part in a White Sox chant at the Vatican
June 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I am watching Sen. Alex Padilla talk on the Senate floor about being assaulted last week, as I watch New York City controller Brad Lander get assaulted at immigration court. In between reports on the two MN Democrats shot, one murdered, last weekend. But both sides, people, both sides.
June 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Tel for 30m is a bargain. Great potential and already embedded in the squad. Will be great for Frank next season. Buzzing he’s staying in London. COYS
June 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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wow that's crazy. and with all this salient immigration discourse too. wow
June 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM