dylannorthrup.bsky.social
@dylannorthrup.bsky.social
As a multi-decade professional "make websites work"-er, I can say with certainty that when you can't get to "downforeveryoneorjustme.com", things aren't good.

Also, #HugOps to the @cloudflare.social ops folks.
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Took her into the vet yesterday evening after she took a tumble. Turns out it's nothing serious; slight inflammation (possibly because of the fall) and a small wound on her rear foot. Because of the wound, she gets THE CONE OF SHAME!!!!!
November 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
You think this is some sort of game? Do ya!?! No, buckoo, this is REAL LIFE!!!
September 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Saw this while swinging by the gift shop at the Contemporary. Here I thought this was a family establishment!
September 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When the kids plushies get into Mommie’s little helper.
September 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I LOVED your and Giffen's run on JLI!!

So good I got these sketches from George Perez!
September 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I'm not a programmer. My first week at "the cat picture company", I got a "starter ticket" to fix some weird, edge-case display bug. It should have taken a day or two (mostly learning tooling and process). Eight days later, the root cause was in the framework and handed to a Sr SWE.
#OnlyOneExample
August 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
It’s amazing how often this message is appropriate to send to my wife.
July 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
To be fair, CA takes NIMBYs and small town governments much more seriously than .cn does.

That said...
July 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Link?
July 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Oh, that's Simon. He's a prepper. Kind of asshole. Not surprised that he'd attack someone.
July 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I reach out via an alternate venue where the server's mods are known to be. I apologize, reiterate my request for guidance on where else i stepped over the line (because it can't be 1 strike and i'm banned, can it?), and ask if there's a way to do penance to re-join the server.
March 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
1) For me, being a Foundation Tier member is worth it and something I'm able to do financially. It's not for everyone, but I enjoy the content remap puts out and want to support them doing just that.

2) The page says "registered subscribers" not "paid members".
March 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater
February 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Also.... this Tom the Dancing Bug comic
February 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
August 14, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Baby got an Atom Bomb.
July 31, 2024 at 2:55 PM