Dylannn
@dylannn.bsky.social
NSFW | Developer. Artist. Cat Dad. TX 🏳️🌈
How dare you ignore my mother’s sign
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
How dare you ignore my mother’s sign
Me, reading the alt text:
a cartoon of spongebob with the words i am a man behind him
Alt: a cartoon of spongebob with the words i am a man behind him
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Me, reading the alt text:
Knew this was coming. Happy to be an endless supplier of content for your skeets ❤️
October 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Knew this was coming. Happy to be an endless supplier of content for your skeets ❤️
"Touch my dick, and I’ll touch yours" - The Neighborhood
October 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"Touch my dick, and I’ll touch yours" - The Neighborhood
Stop calling it that!
October 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Stop calling it that!
How dare you use my decor for your silly skeets
October 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
How dare you use my decor for your silly skeets
It’s me, I’m the paparazzi 📸
September 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It’s me, I’m the paparazzi 📸
If you do, maybe consider a professional this time? 😬
September 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If you do, maybe consider a professional this time? 😬
I’m standing right next to you, you didn’t have to ask through Bluesky
September 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I’m standing right next to you, you didn’t have to ask through Bluesky
I thought we were gay 🥺
August 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I thought we were gay 🥺
Gonna eat a bunch of olives before I kiss you next
August 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Gonna eat a bunch of olives before I kiss you next
Mom?? You’ve gotta ask dad… (me)
August 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Mom?? You’ve gotta ask dad… (me)
I knew I’d see my screenshot here 👀
August 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I knew I’d see my screenshot here 👀
Not pictured: My load down your throat
August 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Not pictured: My load down your throat
I’ve got a bit of experience with that position
July 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I’ve got a bit of experience with that position