can someone take another crack at electro-swing music. i think if we do it one more time we can finally make it cool and good 🤞😀

love to be like ok i’m setting this reminder to create a timer to remember its 30 minutes till i need to start getting ready

is k*cey m*sgraves’ story a cautionary one ab not having tasteful gays in your corner? more at 11. but first? this dog has a gun

everyone’s got a friend who seems to have been at a wedding reception for the last 9 years straight

love going thru the rsvps on a partiful and seeing people have added their socials for strangers to stalk them pre-party. horny power move

i love the american movie where the guy is like “i Have to kill people bc i have to save someone!!” yall know that one

ever have a microwave meal so good you almost wanna learn how to cook

feel like i can tell u guys anything

zero sarcasm love when ppl ignore when water goes down wrong and i have to cough a little bit. nothing feels more insane than being treated like im in my final moments bc some capri sun went down the wrong tube. baby if you need to heimlich this danimals out of me you will be notified sit tight

if youre a joy to be around your smile lights up a room and you have big dreams congrats you are an obituary start looking over ur shoulder or become grumpier !

never skip Skip Day 💪

the wizarding world of jesus christ

everyone:
"DYLAN!!! DYLAN YOUR FACE IS WREATHED WITH A *MOST* ENGAGING SMILE!!! HOW DO YOU DO IT?"

dylan:
"My White Sewing Machine."

love saying “mama mia!” lately

happy sunday let’s get this rest

hey @dragmestephanie.bsky.social is he single

here she goes again 🙄

I love computers but once I flipped off a robot in santa monica and I stand by that decision

tweets > xeets > ???