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Two cats in a pink crown catbed. One is a void and she's looking out over the edge with her face pressed against it and a paw draped over the side. The other is a tux and she's grooming the back of the first's neck. Behind them are the ends of a row of soccer scarves
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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"conspiracy to sap and poison all of our precious bodily fluids!"

(added alt)
Donald trump truth social: I'm dealing with, <all caps> the poisoning of America
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Meme of Garak from DS9's face in a flower with "You have been visited by Gentle Garak. Garak knows you're very stressed and will peacefully end the lives of your enemies soon"
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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mine egg-crack-T minus a few years
Spotify wrapped top songs, the first is "Glory Box (Live)" by Portishead from the Roseland NYC Live album, the rest are all the same version oif the song from studio album Dummy. The chorus builds to: Give me a reason to love you Give me a reason to be a woman I just wanna be a woman All I wanna be is a woman, yeah
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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A classic jordan peterson bizarre diagram altered to be about cats. An oval is attached by arrows in both directions to a dragon eating its own tail. Oval to dragon is "descent and disintegration" other is "Anomalous information" The oval is "one of my cats" and the dragon "the other one" it's labeled "Figure 53: The (Voluntary) Descent of the Cats"
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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"In our new book Capitalist Value Chains, Christin Bernhold and I argue that global supply chains have made labour exploitation and environmental degradation worse."
Star trek sarcastic surprise meme
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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mug check

i don't have a thrift store mug problem, you have a thrift store mug problem. this is a sample
A pile of 7 mugs: - "I literally can't" - "Cawfee" with a crow holding a mug - "Pandamonium" with a rainbow of pandas - Hello kitty with candy and donuts - "Nobody knows I'm gay" with a rainbow around the whole mug - "Professional per my last email" sender shaped like an award - John Adams quote on jury nullification: "...it is not only [the juror's] right, but his duty, to find the verdict according to his own best understanding, judgement and conscience, though a direct opposition to the direction of the court" Other mugs are visible behind them
December 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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He has disappointed me in ways since, but Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead was an essential part of my teen years and inspired me to read just about everything he wrote.

I would do it again. May his memory still be a blessing.
"Whatever became of the moment when one first knew about death? There must have been one, a moment, in childhood, when it first occurred to you that you don't go on forever. It must have been shattering, stamped into one's memory. And yet I can't remember it. It never occurred to me at all. We must be born with an intuition of mortality. Before we know the word for it, before we know that there are words, out we come, bloodied and squalling...with the knowledge that for all the points of the compass, there's only one direction and time is its only measure." - Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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That's... that's not where those tags go?

(it's the single <li> in a <ul>, wrapping the video)
HTML snippet from the page showing a list item with a bevy of classes, many of which are not
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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The DragonBall Z logo, but I modified the Z to be like the blackboard bold Z with two lines instead of one in the middle used to signify the set of integers
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Post something random or your december will be haunted
Google translate from english to dutch. "slap the monkey" is "geef de aap een klap"
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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had to
The DragonBall Z logo, but I modified the Z to be like the blackboard bold Z with two lines instead of one in the middle used to signify the set of integers
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Lewd baked turkey. It's a tweet by @DubzyOnceAgain saying "Then explain this," responding to @PETAUK saying "Turkeys don't want to be eaten" with a baked turkey that looks way too much like someone with a vagina on their back with legs held up wanting to be licked where they got stuffed
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Darmok and jalad meme saying "Cream cheese, its flaps spread open"
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Yes, but more importantly I dug more and things get wilder when you look at food, it goes up over the top of that graph, and energy, well...
The above graph, with food largely tracking overall but with a peak to over 11% when overall reached about 9 The before but way taller to show energy peaking at 42% at the peak of the other spike in the others
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I was also curious what the numbers were, so I pulled from BLS and overlaid

Source: www.bls.gov/opub/ted/202...
The above graph with inflation overlaid, showing wavering around 2% from start in 2018 until a spike 2020-2023, followed by falling to wavering around 3%
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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2 fast 2 furious poster reworked to be Musk and Trump, with Zuckerberg, Bezos, and Putin smiling below a burning cybertruck
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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post your warning label
Caution sign sticker saying "Caution: It's something that has killed you and is wearing your skin"
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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/r/PortlandOR: "explain how these are different!" ... "no not like that"
Reddit screenshot of Thefolsom saying: Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter I really want someone to explain to me how Morillo's performative approach to politics, demanding fees from the ICE facility, is different than Trump's performative approach of declaring Portland a warzone that demands sending the National Guard. The same reasons I hate Trump also apply to people like Morillo. Just because they exist on ideologically opposite ends of the spectrum doesn't mean that they don't share a similar idiotic mentality. with 23 upvotes. dykeonic replies: Not defending Morillo here, but is talking about charging someone a fee for land use really equivalent to lying about a city being a warzone in order to justify sending in the military? with negative 2 karma He replies: I'm not equating actions. I think it's pretty obvious given the position and power welded that one is objectively worse than the other. with 6 upvotes
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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i fully agreed, especially after a long ride. then i started hrt and within months preferred a Mexican lager, with lime to help with that too-bitter aftertaste
Mouth down pre-transition pic of me in a Stone Ruination IPA bike jersey
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Shit, and I've got a pretty popular and well known one
A copy of The Dispossessed by Ursula K. Le Guin
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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DiCaprio "We need to go deeper" meme with her wearing a wig and lipstick, over what looks like a fem sex worker from the beginning of a scene saying "okay!"
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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my parents would agree (lovingly)
Innocence test result: Devil Child (86) idk what you're doing on the weekends, but all the more power to you. Lucifer would be proud.
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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llms really are pretty useful sometimes
screenshot of using ChatGPT to fill out the application to use twitter's API. I ask "If you didn't want to share what you were working on, how would you fill out x.com's API usage application question "Describe all of your use cases of X's data and API," it must be at least 250 characters." The bot responds "It's totally fine to want privacy about what you're building — but note that X's API application requires honesty, and deliberately misleading them could get your access rejected or revoked. What is allowed is giving a broad, high-level, non-specific, yet truthful description that satisfies the character requirement without revealing proprietary details. Here are safe, compliant, privacy-preserving examples (all >250 characters): Option 1 - Broad "research & analysis" "I will be using X's API for general research and analysis purposes involving public account data, posts" with the remainder cut off.
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM